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July 26, 2006

Appreciation…..and french stuff (again)

just a quickie (oi oi!) to say finally got round to seeing ur entry on rome O – looks great, thanks for putting the pics up for me to see! Very amused by the ever–increasing style of wit implemented (as always, ur a natural me darlin!)
BUT…just one point….

FRANCE SHOULD HAVE WON THE WORLD CUP….

THEY PLAYED BETTER THAN THOSE SKANKSTER GANGSTER ITALIANS (and now i must put up with the incessant whinging of me frenchy bloke forever more, amen! Hell fire!)

Off to old gay paris next tue (woo!) for a week, though after few days think moving to coast or mountains or somewhere after i have been escorted around the eiffel tower (oooh–er!) and the exciting attractions of the city! Then i am in crete five days after i get back…i know the whole internet will feel my absence like a hole in the head (cheers guys!) but do not fear, i shall return to save u from the brinks of suicide!

Until then, i am on here learning some of the old froggy language…though guess the old classic voulez vous…bla bla would be enough for me to get by on…

au revoir for now treacles,
love lady loo xxx

ps. very excited will be seeing the brand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell fire! (and brimstone!)


June 30, 2006

Two Sandwiches short of a picnic….......

Bombastic Brand wanabe….............

Sophisticated Russell Brand

Mrs Brand The rock god/victorian child catcher look is gona be a big hit this summer

At his best.....The Swine

You looking at me?Are you looking at me?

THE SWINE


June 29, 2006

WHAT THE….? and a bit of french loving

WHAT the goddam hell is going on on this blog Sully? I have finally returned after years of wandering the planet pisshead to find complete havoc is being wreaked on our bloggy boo boo!

Am impressed with the Russell section – WOO! aww him and his dinkle! YES PLEASE!

I originally came on to say – oh cheers for adding the fotos darl – hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahHAHA! – ahem, to say, the end of the first era of tile hill house has been wondrousioso, cheers to me little hobbit housemates – do not fear, we shall rule again – mwahahaha – also to the kenbobs and other randoms we know, thanks for a great 3 years guys – well done on graduating (maybe there is hope for me too one day in the year 2051?) all the best for the future, miss you loads already (ok, i will stop before i get emotionally unstable for the 68 millionth time this week! hoping my normal cold–hearted bitch personality will return to dominate soon)

Em is leaving tomoro (SOB!) but it is OK, i have my parisian lover to keep me entertained (and what a show!) – (ok, sorry, i won't return to being the filthy cow i have been for the entire year!) and also a couple of poles moving in (as in poland not actual metal poles or the like – just to clarify for the thicko's) so it's all kicking off!

Me and Frenchy eloping up north this weekend for a final few days of l'amour before i must bid him au revoir (SOB, WEEP, DESPAIR – ok GET A GRIP) but will return with juicy updates (i know ya love em' boo! BOO!!!!) soon –

love to y'all, peace out

love mrs boros brand xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ps. we must return to our original days of insanity boo! ciao


June 26, 2006

The God's of Channel Four

We LOVE The sex god that is Russell Brand….what more could you want from a skinny legged quirky comic HERO!

Sophisticated Russell Brand

At his best…...

At his best.....The Swine
'The Swine…..'

Watch The Friday night project…accompanied with two HUNKS!

Cute Alan Carr...Oh fank-youuuuuuuuuuu

Justin Lee Collins....Rock on
Rock ON! to the A–team

They are top class hotty totty with a sense of humour…..our dream men!!!!!!!!Yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


June 21, 2006

Teenage Kicks…the youthful look

After pottering around birmingham with the Ken gang, my ex–kitchen 2 buddies….i returned back to the city of love along side Paris according to a newspaper, Coventry, in order to join my fellow housemates Em–bobina and Loo Brush. We decided to brave the pub quiz at the Newlands…....

I believe i have morphed into a 16 yr old rather than blossoming into a 21 yr old, because to my horror i was asked for ID….you may be thinking oh she must have been purchasing and alcoholic drink. Wrong–I got ID for a portion of chips, and diet coke!!!!!!The bar man said that as soon as i walked into the pub the manager pointed me out, well how rude!

We came second in the pub quiz–WHOAAAAAAAA

ps. does anyone read this blog anymore?


TO BE A WINNER YOU MUST READ…....

CLASSIC GOLD!

from the 2:1 babe and BO Dawn


This time i am serious this is important…........

GOTCHA AGAIN!!!! HEE HEE

Russel Brand…....big brothers big mouth

"The swine"


A really important notice….Must read!

Gotcha….........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Dodge Life…and science

Watch Dodge ball…......because it rules!

Cool Guy:"Just dont go crying to your mama when i spank you in front of all these people…."
Sad Loser Stiller:"Dont go crying to Daddy after I wipe it up with you're face"

Top B was amazing…but where was Bon Jovi?

The A–TEAM (Boo and Em–bobina)

watch the Friday Night Project, Justin and Alan RULE!


April 20, 2006

Our observations…....

Since arriving back at our gaff…....

The bird feeder has reduced in size.

The bin is never empty because it is the size of a pencil case.

The T.V is never off.

The alcohol always magically reappears.

The Royals look like horses minus the Queen.

Flash dance is not possible at Score.

Old people can be cool.

When drinking 'purple' in a hurry it can spill all over your face and clothes.

Being in your early twenties can be considered by the youth of today as 'over the hill' .

Leave the Union when the night is over, otherwise you will be kicked out.


January 21, 2006

The 21st

Hi,

I just wanted to thank the gang for a wonderful 21st. I think it was the best birthday I have ever had!!!!!The Till Hill house looked AWESOME after nifty Lauren did a Linda Barker on the morning of my birthday and placed balloons, party poppers, and a shrine outside my room without me knowing-Wow I was loving it. Leamington was excellent, it was about time I had a delicious cocktail/yummy shots!I felt like a real classy bird on Thursday and can remember the event an added bonus….YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA.

THANKYOU EVERYONE for my presents, birthday texts, and meal…

The O
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PS.After being driven in a car moving faster then the speed of light im suspicious that Sig is in fact a secret MI5 agent?any takers…...


December 02, 2005

Arse over Tits– SPLIT DANCE

Its the end of term and christmas is near and this means our last weekend in the Tile Hill House has to end with a BANG. Our weekend started on thursday, we got ready, drank, sang, and hitched a ride in our pre-booked Central Taxi to the the colosseum. The previous activities set the scene for the glamorous sophisticated hobbits to strut there stuff and shake that booty plus hair to some good old rock…well, that was the idea.

Our brilliant organisation meant that we arrived not at 1.00am, but 11.20. The bar was busy upstairs so went ran like headless chickens to the main area downstairs. Please take note, that downstairs there were 20 people scattered alongside the two bars either side the dance floor, as it is always a NO GO to enter the middle at such an early time in fear of looking like a loser. Following this code of conduct, we brought our drinks and decided to move to the end of the bar. This is when my humiliating yet rather amusing incident happened, im not going to let it traumatise me out of society. I will be back at the colosseum…..

By sporting my cheap New Look black stiletto shoes, I found it difficult to stick to the floor. As a result, both my legs split apart and despite Lauren helping me to get a grip on the situation I remained in the splits for a million years!!!!!!!!!with only my mini skirt as a form of prevention from the whole hog. I looked across between John Travolta pissed as a fart, and the ungraceful Vicki Pollard. In the process I lent to my side in order to place my half cider on the floor, after committing social suicide it transformed into a quater cider.

Everyone could hear my big gob laughter and see my clumsy split dance. One particular lady near died from hysterics and told her mates. Sadist- if i had witnessed such an event i wouldnt have laughed (yeh watever). What is it that is so funny and satisfying when someone makes a tit of themselves???its because they been lowered to a proper loser non-status!

Even though I remaind in an awkward position for a significant period of time I still managed to not fall on my arse, which in itself is an achievement. However, my spectacular imprompt performance sabotaged the cool image I was going for…..man that never works!

The Tile Hill split dance abstract slag
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I'd like to thank the loo-brush for not disowning me and supporting me through my hour of need! Cheers babe.


November 27, 2005

Dont pick up, pick up, a Godiva Taxi…....

Taxis

The Hobbits had the usual dose of red wine and cocktail's in a pan, followed by the Noland's, Prodigy, and the Futureheads. In a hyped up mood for the night ahead, mainly induced by alcohol. We waited for an HOUR for a taxi-the number was 02476 22 22 27 to pick us up.

(Godiva taxis firm) dont use them they are RUBBISH. When we complained the woman passed herself off as Fred, somehow i dont think that was true! She underestimated the tile hill lady's cos were be onto her tomora!!! It might be the day of rest, but were onto those 'Fucking Animals'-said Paul Valentine in the Boar. Dont BLOODY USE THAT NUMBER.

My mate, the Loobrush, suggested going to the Colosium in Central Taixi's car. This was a wise move, because although the doors were shut when we arrived, we used our charm and sophistication (yeah watever) to enter rock haven. Eg, big bouncer hugs, works every time. Mwhahahahaha.

Yes-our dreams came true when they played a number of ROCKING ALL OVER THE WORLD, bands; The Killer's (were not worthy),Baby Shambles (cool, even though Pete Doherty is a knob head), The Jam, and The Simths, to name a few…....

At the end of the day (big bro 6, 7, or 8)......fate had it's way, and it was one of the BEST nights ever. Despite, an attack from an odd Italianiano non Stalieniano man, get to spec savers is all i can say. We can remember the tunes which is a minor miracle from the lord Jesus christ!!!!!!!

Lots of Love,

ex-K2 Rules-peace out,

The Lady's of Tile on the Hill. xxxxxxxxxxxxx


November 23, 2005

Public announcement: An apology to Emma Holt


Public announcement: An apology to Emma Holt

Dear Emma,

The last entry 'Diary of Progress' was meant to be an article of humour, but it has obviously backfired. The main issues related to our obsessions with cleaning, eating, and affection. Lauren is constantly pottering around the house with cleaning equipment, whereas Amy and Emma, on the other hand, happen to be a little less enthusiastic to the point where we let Lauren do all the work.We often stuff our faces like pigs, and it is not uncommon to discover the three of us around the kitchen table having a chat with Sainsbury's economy white chocolate close at hand. We could not survive in this world without the sweetness of chocolate! We also speak of the fact that we happen to be psychologically damaged and incapable of affection. 'Diary of progress' was simply a play on words and we our both very sorry that you have been offended. It was NOT our intention to upset you, and we hope you can accept our apology.

Take care,

Amy and Lauren
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DIARY OF PROGRESS

Chores:
9am: Lolly: i have finally started the loo cleaning. toilet brush is in hand. bleach is ready. god, the stress.
9.14am: Amy: well done you can clean faster then a concorde taking off on the run way.
11am: Lolly: i had a break for two hours to eat a custard cream. They looked so good so i smeared them all over my body. i shall persevere with cleaning now. Sigh.
11.44am: Amy: I just had a chocolate digestive, then came to check on the progress and you had only cleaned the seat.
2pm: Lolly: i know but i can't bear it, i need to make progress but i can't, i can't, it's too much…the shit of life! thanks for the encouragement amy, have u made progress?
2.14pm: Amy:I havent made progress it's going so slow like caprice on a fishing boat. I have fixed my hair straighteners, put my face on, for my pimp daddy coming round.
3pm: Lolly: oh well done, well done. im makin progress. r u still makin progress now, i need updates every two seconds
3.44pm: Amy: goodun, well done you have a gold star, my highest form of praise, plus a big mama hug, and lots of kisses, i'll get you some chocolate to pig on. You star of royal david city show the two other girlies how the cleaning works.
5pm: Lolly: 223 germs deleted. good god! It goes on and on.
7.38pm: Amy: another trillion million germs been killed Northern bint?
7.42pm: Lolly: i met a germ called johnny and the lyrics just came home to me – "ride johnny ride" on the loo brush, away…
11.55pm: Amy: Thats my girl you ride those dirty germs away, GOLD STAR, no hugs you might smell after a long hard day of cleaning.
1am: Lolly: oh yeah im used to riding those dirty sods, the dirty fuckers in my life…HUG HUG HUG MY BABY BOO BOO HOUSE-GIRLY HUG
1.56: Amy: GET CHOCOLATE OR YOUR DIE
2AM: Lolly: HUG


November 22, 2005

FINCHY BOY

OI, WHOSE U? R U FROM AMERICAN PIE?
MMMMM…APPLE PIE….

JUICY MAMAS


SYCHOPHANTS

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HUGS

LOVE

KISS

x

PS FECK OFF…..DRINK


a walk in the park…

Lolly: something to look forward to this week: wrapping up warm and going for a walk in my favourite park. The little details of every little thing there and just being in all my favourite spots, helps to relax me, restore my strength somewhat and clear my head (though the good few hours is hardly enough for that!)

This has been a helpful remedy this last term and I thoroughly recommend natures restorative powers: though it cannot remove the fundamental problems, it can illuminate the darkness for a short time and temporarily stop the tears…


November 15, 2005

WANTED

WANTED

Do you require women?

Who look like hobbits,

and live on a Hill,

Who take out the trash,

and do the cleaning,

Who analyse the world,

and provoke thought,

and like to do THIS in their spare time…................

Attend functions

Dance


Grrrrrrrrrrr

Drop us a line- and leave your name and number and were be in touch. Thanks.

Please note our following requirements:
No wankers
No boring farts
Ex-convicts
or closet gays (its just not convenient)

Another addition to The Crazy World of Hobbiton

Bins on Fire, rolling down the road, like a rolling stone…what if god was one of us?

Loo-brush and The Oxxxxxxxxx