All entries for Sunday 15 November 2009

Why don't polar bears eat Unicorns?

Because polar bears live at the north pole and Unicorns live a the south pole with the penguins. Whether the crown and cape were intended to indicate that this is an Emperor Penguin wasn't clear. Either way, the penguin is clearly not amused.

Seen at a garden centre yesterday. A garden centre that was already fully decorated for Christmas, had hired people to abuse the ears of their customers with renditions of Christmas carols on an accordion and tambourine and had Christmas trees on sale. Real live Christmas trees, not artificial. The really tragic thing is I'd be willing to bet this was all set up weeks ago.

Mike Willis : 15 Nov 2009 10:26 |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem