March 15, 2005

乱七八糟

如果有个马桶放在我面前,我就去拉屎
如果有个小偷倒在我面前,我就去踩一脚
如果有个帅哥在我面前搔首弄姿,我就瞟他一眼,够帅的话就多瞟一眼
如果有个美女在我面前炫耀,我会忍着欲滴的口水说小妞你发春吗
如果有个宝宝在我面前爬来爬去,我会趁机摸一把他嫩嫩的小脸
如果有个狗在我面前乱吠,我会捆起它拔光它的牙
如果有个蛋糕在我面前引诱我,我会啃上一口,留下乱七八糟的牙印
如果有个镜子站在我面前,我会对着它里面的人说你美得没有天理但厚颜无耻

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  1. Hugo

    U wrote it?...
    pretty good

    08 Apr 2005, 15:03

  2. I like the "Divine face" sketch… man, you are a good drawer….还有,现在真的是很文化人,琴棋书画,都通。。。偶像就是强。你去学跳舞吧。我觉得你这人想做什么都做得好,所以去学跳舞吧,好帮我练习。

    01 May 2005, 03:11


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