December 31, 2004

The Pimple Theory

Discovering another pimple on my nose isn't a tragic event. I don't start whining and putting tonnes of make up to cover the newly-emerged 'flaw'. I let it stay, stay and shine. Why? Because my Pimple Theory has a betterr explanation for its existence. It's not the greasy food I eat, not the unhealthy lifestyle I have, not even the emornous intake of alcohol - nothing of that is to blame for this pimple. Now, here's the theory: a pimple on the nose denotes the existence of yet another admirer of mine who is currently having a serious crush on me. Yes, that simple. And please don't laugh, for this theory has its hard proof.

When I was in my secondary school, I once woke up with this burning pimple on the tip of my nose. I didn't panic or cry. I went to school, entered the classroom, holding my nose high up, like if it was a torch in the darkness, looking for the 'guilty' one. And there he was, sitting in the corner, with eyes full of admiration and an apple in his right hand. He handed me the apple, gave me a shy smile and hid behind his classmate. At that moment I knew whom to blame for this burning alarm on the tip of my lovely nose. And that was the first time I truly acknowledged this theory and had an eye on my nose every since.

Okay, I couldn't find a NOT-disgusting picture of a pimple to illustrate this post. If people believed in my theory, they'd beg for pimples and worshipped them.

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  1. felix

    maybe its like.. a subconcious drawing your body does when you intuitively know someone has a crush on you :p

    31 Dec 2004, 15:19

  2. u know the Chinese term for pimple 'youth mark'
    pimples are not at all evil existence :)

    02 Jan 2005, 08:11

  3. recalling your pretty face with no 'youth marks' or whatsoever… what conclusion is there for us to make? ;)

    02 Jan 2005, 12:18

  4. TMA

    Er… that penguina is old?

    03 Jan 2005, 00:10

  5. Richard

    my wife says that when I have a pimple on my nose it means I am lying to her. she caught me in a big lie one time and i had a pimple on my nose at the time. now every time she sees a pimple on my nose she thinks I am lying to her

    17 Feb 2005, 03:24

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