April 16, 2005

I'm on a Ghandi Diet

This basically means I'm starving. For a supposedly noble reason. But I haven't figured the reason yet. So, I'm just starving, like Ghandi did.

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  1. No one'll be interested unless you do it suspended in a plastic box above the Thames. ;)

    17 Apr 2005, 00:03

  2. My noble reason is: I can't cook.

    17 Apr 2005, 00:26

  3. Complain to your housemates about your hunger, and they may take pity on you and cook an emergency meal. Wouldn't work in my house, but you may have more luck.

    17 Apr 2005, 00:34

  4. I'll dress in a witch's outfit, fatten you up in my gingerbread prison and then eat you.

    17 Apr 2005, 02:33

  5. pete

    ghandi would say: learn to cook, an 8 year old can do it

    17 Apr 2005, 09:21

  6. No, Ghandi wouldn't – he had a wife to cook for him. My plan is to enslave one of my flatmates or someone else (any volunteers?) for the period of revision. Cunning, huh?

    17 Apr 2005, 10:56

  7. pete

    very

    17 Apr 2005, 13:10

  8. Ghandi Diet.

    Then Ghandi Died.

    Oh dear, that was tasteless :P.

    Mega-punnage, oh!

    17 Apr 2005, 13:46

  9. ghandi died, his stomach was circumsised, dietary affliction brings affluent flies; he's stronger than i's, as pacifist tendencies rise you realise just cus he dont eat dont mean he aint wise, its all a salad dressage; my life is my message; like an iceberg blessed superceding the other lettuce, its all the same; waters just rain yet it helps us to gather our brains like ghandi'd say had met us "realise, try not to despise the spies sleeping under the lies, they wonder why life is a trial and whats the prize, the same as you or i; blame the media cries of wolf and woe, remeber the sovereign principle as it falls like a flake of snow; revise the reprise, its all quid pro quo; smoothing out the plateau" but ghee, where should we go "it doesnt matter if you roll with the flow, eating vegtables with thoughts that show consideration and considerable thoughts to go; its not a test but just remember once in a while the digestive apparatus requires rest"

    well, i tried :L :A :M :E

    17 Apr 2005, 16:36

  10. :D Appreciated

    17 Apr 2005, 18:15

  11. I'm on a seefood diet. :P

    17 Apr 2005, 20:09

  12. pete

    Hamid: What, you eat water biscuits and limes from the 1500s when they invented that joke?
    Lu: either you appreciate the lack of taste or the flavourless 'rhyming'. Is this why you can't cook?

    now for the serious:
    Iyobosa, youre cool; stay that way man.
    Felix you suck. Grow Up and Get A Life. But good effort.

    Parks: ITS A TRICK HE WASNT REALLY IN THE BOX IT WAS MIRRORS AND A HAMSTER

    17 Apr 2005, 22:09

  13. Pete: I bought a ship's biscuit from Portsmouth once after I'd visited the HMS Victory. It didn't have any weevils in it though :'(.

    18 Apr 2005, 07:30


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