November 06, 2005

舅舅

舅舅就是唐老鸭。因为舅舅总大夸自己长有一双完美的脚丫。舅舅的正式昵称是嘎嘎。我在舅舅眼中是麻团,因为我长得满脸疙瘩。舅舅曾经在自己黄金时代上山下乡。这上上下下用了他八年的青春。下了山,上了乡舅舅早已是成家年龄的帅小伙了。全家就舅舅正气,是个男孩。姥姥重男轻女,总把我这个长着一双完美脚丫的舅舅当成掌中之宝。所以,当舅舅到了造福人类,繁殖小鸭的时候,全家人都激动起来,帮忙找佩得上的对象。当时我妈在什锦花园小学工作,二姨在大连一所大学进修,大姨在部队;姥姥和姥爷也分别在找。舅舅的魅力是个鼎鼎有名的招牌货,全国的美女都动心了。妈妈找来了个老师,二姨找了个医生,大姨介绍了个苗条挺拔的女军人。个个都羞答答地答应了见舅舅一面。却全被他拒了。舅妈并不知是舅舅的哪个知心人介绍的。为什么说知心呢,就因为正在全家人忙着给舅舅找知识分子做唐老鸭太太的时候,没有人真正意识到舅舅早已被文化大革命的思想给屈服了。知识和文化早已不让舅舅欢心了。舅舅要的是最普通的,最简单的人生幸福:性感女鸭舅妈。舅舅的幸福让家人难以理解。可是我却替嘎嘎高兴。舅舅所追求的舅舅得到了,还管啥呢?

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