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January 31, 2005

Transvistition in progress…

'It's a tall order, but I'm taller'
I plan to become a more feminine female. I have already successfully adopted the coquette giggle and 'teethless' laughter which clash with my genuin personality so hard that it feels creepy coming from me. The next step will be adopting feminine language: 'FINE!', 'CUTE!', 'awww', 'lovely!!!', 'amazing!', etc… And of course, the colour preference – pink.

In a month's time I expect to become a monster with multipule personalities issues. Or just someone with behaviour so unbearably unsuitable for her character that it'll start scaring people. However, it shall be a very valueable experience.

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