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April 19, 2007

Putin and Stalin

Stalin appears to Putin in a dream. The President has many concerns about the state of the nation, and so asks Stalin:
“What should I do about the economy? Crime is high, and unemployment…”
Stalin, without pausing for thought, responds: “Round up and shoot every male between the age of 21 and 30, and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue.”
“Why blue?”, Putin asks,
Stalin: “I had a feeling you’d only want to discuss the second part…”

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