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October 09, 2006

a clash of civilizations on a microcosmic level

- ...wake up, wake up!
- huh?... what?... where am I?
- wake up, we have to talk
- wha… where’s my five star hotel? what time is it? i gotta work, i gotta check if the drivers are all ready and in place…
- we found condoms in your wallet. explain.
- what? what condoms? where am I?
- why do you keep condoms in your wallet?
- wha? I also keep matches in my purse and a swiss army knife… what’s this all about?
- you came here for a month and you have condoms in your wallet – that’s what all this is about! how can you disrespect yourself so much? you don’t have a boyfriend here, what were you gonna do with these condoms?
- mum, dad, what the hell are you talking about?
- the bloody condoms! were you going to sleep with a stranger? did you think you could offer a condom to a rapist? what were you thinking?
- guys, condoms are a necessity, just like matches…
- bullshit! matches are for survival, what would you use condoms for?!
- ... ... ... ...
- have you no self respect? do you have any idea what bastards men are? they only want to use you!
- ... ... ... ...
- who did you want to use them with? did you come here for sex? or work?
- guys, really, I’ve only had 2 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours, can we please not talk about something as ridiculous as that?
- ridiculous? you may think you were brought up in the west, but you are still chinese! we’ve forgiven you for losing your virginity now, but you have got to learn to respect yourself now! you can’t just go off and sleep with anyone! that’s what sluts do! only sluts and prostitutes would carry condoms with them!
- ... ... ... ... guys, it’s really normal to have condoms with you at all times, just in case
- just in case?!?!! you can only have sex if you have feelings! we have forgiven you once, thinking that you had true feelings for a guy. you have no self control!
- ... ... ... ... peeps, I gotta go now…
- you are not going anywhere!
- but i’ve got a corporate party to attend!
- at 11 pm?
- yeah, we are all going out together
- give us the list of names and phone numbers, we’ll call your friends to confirm
- wha…......?
- you got something to hide?
- guys, it’s really humiliating
- humiliating? it’s normal! it shows we care!
- it also shows you guys don’t trust me
- how can we trust you if you have condoms in your wallet!?!?
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