April 04, 2005

Am Losing Hope…

So right I wake up today…no wait…I get woken up today by bloody wife screeching on the phone. I actually wanted to cry out of utter frustration and then subsequently brick her. It didn't help that I was woken up twice before by my mum. But anyway. I make my bed and think hmmm I'll just FebreZe it since I haven't in a while and I like my room smelling of meadows (well on the spraying bottle thingy it says "Summer Splash"). So I take the spraying bottle thing from under my desk and start spraying. Spray spray spray spray! Hmm…I didn't know the Febreze liquid was yellow….read the bottle Winnie.

What does it say?

Kids? What does it say?


"No other general purpose cleaner cleans better and leaves a better shine."

Oh dear.

I read more stuff at the back, and what does it say?

What does it say???

"Avoid contact with fabrics"

Was half expecting it to like burn a hole through my duvet. So yeah after paddy-fannying about for a bit eventually took the duvet cover off and put it into the washing machine. I hope it dries by tonight or else I'll have to sleep duvet cover-less. Woo yeah.

I don't know why I'm actually blogging about yet another stupid thing I've done. Actually I do know why. It is a cry for help. Will someone please just tell me what is wrong with me? Please? I'll give you a bottle my Cif as a reward. So that I don't end up doing the same thing again.

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  1. I'm not telling you what's wrong, you might get it fixed and that'll be no fun…

    04 Apr 2005, 18:08

  2. niamh

    er, why the new obssession with the phrase "paddy fannying" around? are you confused? arent u ASIAN? isnt that a euphemism for IRISH lesbianism?

    04 Apr 2005, 20:33

  3. You'd know…

    04 Apr 2005, 21:10

  4. Yes I am Asian. I don't even know what "euphemism", "IRISH" (does it stand for something?) or "lesbianism" means.

    Holly: So do you actually know what is wrong with me then? Like really?

    04 Apr 2005, 23:01

  5. I have my suspicions but I think it would be telling to say…

    05 Apr 2005, 08:54

  6. LeanSister1.2


    god you make my days better

    05 Apr 2005, 14:13

  7. You don't actually know do you Holly. You're just trying to make me think that you know and thus make me more miserable because I think that you know but in actuality you don't know and this is just a mean mean game you are playing.

    05 Apr 2005, 14:35

  8. Would I be mean to you? Would I? Me, your numero uno, kick arse goalie, top tottie protege and all round acolyte? I saw the light when all others doubted you for using the word "brick" to mean anything other than housing material. I, who also believes that Mooseman is the best goalscoring Dutchman alive.

    Maybe I'm not telling you cos it's better that you don't know, I'm hiding you from the terrible truth. Ha!

    05 Apr 2005, 15:42

  9. winnie where have you been all my life. well i havent chronicled the 3154515th volume of my life story to you yet because you have been off birdwatching and pecking and working etc etc ect
    so my bill is 150 quid (phone) this month. i feel like crying my eyes out to someone.. who has now to be the wall because i cant afford to phone anyone to cry to.
    please come to bar leam tnite to see me. i havetn see you in about 43263256564 years. i am sad today.
    hope your wok is going well

    17 Apr 2005, 18:46

  10. Bird

    Niamh, was 'wok' in your last sentence a typo or merely a reference to the Asian Princess cooking in her native cooking pot!?

    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr don't complain that I never leave messages on your blog. Though as you haven't written anything for ages yourself then I think slightly hypocritical.

    Nonetheless…...can I Smell your neck!? is it perfuuuuume? or just you, your natural scent!............musty

    22 Apr 2005, 01:35

  11. I really wonder what I did in a previous life to deserve you lot…

    I also have mental images of Winnie actually being cooked in a wok. This has left me disturbed and in need of therapy.

    23 Apr 2005, 01:03

  12. Er Holly I can't really fit in a wok. But I reckon I could fit in a witches cauldron. But there aren't really any witches in Asia. It's a white thing isn't it?

    24 Apr 2005, 15:54

  13. sonia

    hi! i was an intellegent girl throughout my academic history..than i went to university..where teachers use favoures…i am losing marks..my education was every thing to me…but i can't spend time with my teachers other than the class..i just can't…i hate this university..i have spend three years there but my grades are dropping ..i am losing hope in my life…if i leave university..i waste my 3 years..and if i continue with i'll end with not so good grades…i just at dead end…i got 100% marks in my graduation university exams and now i am at 2.32 cgpa..please can anyone suggest me what should i do..i never have any friends just because of study schedule..should i die as a loser…

    30 Mar 2006, 09:03

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