Why be nice to your mom?
One day Jerry spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
Jerry thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job—a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife.