October 26, 2005

Why be nice to your mom?

One day Jerry spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.

"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

Jerry thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job—a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife.


June 18, 2005

IQ question

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area.
They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed.
The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" Why do u think they said that?

June 09, 2005

Random Quotes

Money DOES talk — it says goodbye.

When looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope

Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them

Of all the things you wear, your _expression is the most important

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk.

Simplicity is the natural result of profound thought.

whatever that gains in lenght, lose in interest.


May 23, 2005

IQ question

for those who knows a bit of maths, try answering this:

if ,
1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125

what does 4 and 5 equals to ?


May 14, 2005

How advertisement respond differently at different time

if I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad ~ lord byron

A desperate student struggling on coursework reply:

if nothing is coming out of my empty mind, I will die ~ Wen Bin Lim


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