All entries for Thursday 20 October 2005

Not for the faint of heart

Seriously, what's the deal with rimming anyway? Seriously.

If you wanted to taste what I ate yesterday,
You only had to ask.
If you think I could be cleaner,
Then, well, that’s a pretty easy task.
I mean: what are you, a cat?
To be honest the only worming
I’m comfortable with down there
Is the kind I’d tell my doctor.
And it’s not like I ever asked you for anal, is it?
Now you seem to quite enjoy it,
And I don’t want to spoil your fun,
But that slippy-swirling sensation,
Of tongue lashing my rectal passage,
Lathering up my rear iris,
Feels more like diarrhoea than
Any kinky kind of act.
But, well, if you really have to
A little to the left please?

And can I at least double-fist you?

: 20 Oct 2005 22:03 |  Tags: Poetry |  Comments (2) |  Close comments |  Report a problem