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Dirty Jokes

Hi guys, here are some jokes just to cheer you up in the new year!

I’m sure that you’ve got better one than mine, so just post it by reply then we can all enjoy it.

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A man was waiting inline to check into his hotel room. As he moved to the counter he accidently elbowed a passing woman in the breast. He said ” Mam if you heart is as soft as you breast youll forgive me” She replied ” Sir if your dick is as hard as your elbow, My room number is “587”

Why do men name their penis?
Because they don’ t want all their major decisions being made by a stranger.

A man and a woman having sex. He is giving the woman pleasure with his hands ” down there” .
SHE: Ahhh! That feels so great. But please take off your ring.
HE: I don’ t wear a ring, it’ s my watch.

Kid comes home and catches his parents having sex. Later on in the day, the curious kid asks his mother, ‘What were you guys doing?’ The mom replies, ‘Oh…..umm….we were…..MAKING FISH STICKS….”
The kid looks at his mother and says, ‘Oh really?? Well, mom you have some tartar sauce on your lip.’

: 10 Jan 2005 00:53 |  Tags: Sth Only For Friends |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

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