All entries for Monday 10 January 2005

Tsunamis

I've been talked with many people who believe in God these days. Then I rised a question, If there was a so-called God how could he allow the horror of Tsunamis. I understand that people said there may have been a God at one point of the earths creation. But is he still exist now? Cos I came to realise that it's up to us to pretect our earth and everything on it. For those of you who believe in God, I wonder why people should suffer so badly in Tsunamis, and those left behind must be ready to lose their minds in life?

One said that

you live, you survive, you breed, you ensure the next generation is successful, you die.

Thats it! You live to breathe, eat, reproduce and die. Anything else you do is just a bonus.

Give some thought.

: 10 Jan 2005 01:18 |  Comments (3) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Dirty Jokes

Hi guys, here are some jokes just to cheer you up in the new year!

I’m sure that you’ve got better one than mine, so just post it by reply then we can all enjoy it.

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OK, let get started:

A man was waiting inline to check into his hotel room. As he moved to the counter he accidently elbowed a passing woman in the breast. He said ” Mam if you heart is as soft as you breast youll forgive me” She replied ” Sir if your dick is as hard as your elbow, My room number is “587”

Why do men name their penis?
Because they don’ t want all their major decisions being made by a stranger.

A man and a woman having sex. He is giving the woman pleasure with his hands ” down there” .
SHE: Ahhh! That feels so great. But please take off your ring.
HE: I don’ t wear a ring, it’ s my watch.

Kid comes home and catches his parents having sex. Later on in the day, the curious kid asks his mother, ‘What were you guys doing?’ The mom replies, ‘Oh…..umm….we were…..MAKING FISH STICKS….”
The kid looks at his mother and says, ‘Oh really?? Well, mom you have some tartar sauce on your lip.’

: 10 Jan 2005 00:53 |  Tags: Sth Only For Friends |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem