March 30, 2006

Ready to weep with grief or joy at Hostel?

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Title:
Hostel
Rating:
Not rated

USA 2005, 95 mins.

Known to many as the personification of cool, style and violent art forms, Tarantino is starting to set the new trend for directors to become guest directors and guest/small part producers. After guest directing in the superb hit Sin City, it now seems instead of planning his own films, Tarantino is opting for the trendy producing and guest directing. Is the cinematic legend out of inspiration or was he purely helping out his hot buddy Robert Rodriguez on Sin City? (Who incidently has the best band ever called Chingon – put on your speakers -, but that's another highly cool story. Tracks can be heard on the Kill Bill Vol II soundtrack, which Rodriguez scored and the proceeds from the CD go to charity, so it's even better.)

However, as a lover of all things Tarantino I am slightly dubious over the comnig of Hostel which looks nothing short of horrific. True, I've only seen the trailers and read the plot outline on the net, but I believe a lot can be judged from a film trailer. Indeed, I think a film should partly be judged by it's trailer. If you're stupid enough as a director to release a trailer which does your film no justice, then it's your fault if the box office suffers.

Anyway, Hostel looks like another horricfically boring "teens go in search of a fun hedonisitc holiday and end up getting killed in many grusome ways" type of film. We've seen it all before. As such, the IMDB managed to summarise the plot in 3 lines, which I've manged to summarise into 1. I was very shocked to realise that QT actually produced the film. From the trailer it looks as though it has none of the Tarantino style or wit. It just looks…mindlessly violent. Something Tarantino is not. So in contrast to my usual excitment about a Tarantino feature about to come out, I am a little sceptical and get the feeling Tarantino's heart was not in this. In fact, if the film is how I predict, I will be highly dissapointed. It just looks like something we've seen before.

That said, there is a little excitment on the horizon. QT has 2 new films scheduled to come out this year: Grind House and Inglorious Bastards, the first of which is co-directed with buddy Rodriguez. Details aren't out yet but I'm sure these will more promising than this teen horror picture. I hate teen films…nearly always rubbish and always about the same things with some bad acting and supposedly beautiful people. Change the record!


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  1. QT has been jabbering about Inglorious Bastards for years. Don't hold your breath.

    30 Mar 2006, 20:48

  2. Films don't have to be good to be enjoyable. Everyone should be able to appreciate rubbish teen horror. Paris Hilton getting impaled in the head was a glorious piece of film history.

    30 Mar 2006, 21:17

  3. Films do have to be good!! Christ.

    30 Mar 2006, 22:24

  4. It's shit, but because you said that, I will now watch it :P

    30 Mar 2006, 22:46

  5. When i saw you had "reviewed" it, I was worried you'd gone and seen it without telling me! I'm worried that it will be poor. I don't want Tarantino to have his name on a poor movie. I'll then not be able to say, yeah I love Tarantino. I'll have to say, "yeah I love Tarantino, except for that shitty film, with mindless crappy violence.

    30 Mar 2006, 23:07

  6. Personally I'm annoyed at anything that follows sameoldsameold.

    Anything with Julia Roberts or Cameron Diaz in has me reaching for an Uzi 99% of the time.

    31 Mar 2006, 00:35

  7. Paul – Inglorious Bastards is supposed to be a follow-up to Grind House though. Hmm.

    Kunal – Tis not yet released so I haven't watched it yet. :P

    Nick – We can but hope. To be honest the film looks shit so i might boycot it anyway to save both money and dissapointment.

    Gav – I know what you mean. Makes me want to vom.

    31 Mar 2006, 11:10

  8. You can't review something that you haven't seen!!!
    Scandalous!

    31 Mar 2006, 12:22

  9. I didn't review it, nor did I rate it. :P

    31 Mar 2006, 16:01

  10. Ha. You got served Kunal

    31 Mar 2006, 17:17

  11. Bow

    31 Mar 2006, 20:24

  12. I do need to post a review of something soon though. Hmmmmm.

    31 Mar 2006, 23:05

  13. Not impressed by the lack of movie watching!

    01 Apr 2006, 16:54

  14. Not impressed by the lack of movie watching!

    01 Apr 2006, 16:54

  15. Neither am I! I blame the bank balance.

    Will make up for this next term.

    01 Apr 2006, 18:48


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