Interesting quotations

Living in a house with 7 other people has both its ups and downs, it is pissing off to see the kitchen everyday, but its cool to hang out with everyone towards the evening.

The following are some quotes taken from actual "conversations"

Tom to Louise : "Why have you got a square bottom?!!!"

King to the PS2 (while getting thrashed in FIFA 06) – "You dirty fuck"

Alex (regarding a hampster) – "just shove it up there and be done with it!"

King (during a routine conversation) – "vagina is gay!!"

King – "Do you need a cucumber or a carrot?"

Sreeya – ….... has uninspiring sex (after listening to someone do it)

Louise – "If he hasn't got a nose, then he's a man without a nose and that's a problem for me." (really louise???)

King (posing a question to a quiz machine) – "what is boinking?"
Udayan when told of the above incident – "What is a quiz machine?"

Sreeya to Alex : "Alex are you angry with me?"
Alex : "BUUUURRRRRP!"

(Some quotes from Sreeya are toooooooo explicit to be put on a website)

: 08 Nov 2005 00:26 |  Comments (4) |  Report a problem