September 20, 2006

What would you sing on X Factor

I was musing on the way in this morning about why you tend to hear the same old guff on X-Factor week in week out.

I mean, in the 40 minutes I travelled to work this morning my iPod served up a wide selection of genres, artists and songs – we have a huge cultural legacy of music to draw on yet you just get people standing up and churning out Mariah Blarey or R ‘not suspicious in any way’ Kelly.

Besides, it’s noticable that the singers who step away from the norm seem to do better.

So, in the tradition of Warwick Blogs – what would you sing if you went on X Factor to impress the judges?

My choices would be:

1. John Cage – 4’33” – the perfect choice to show off my musical talents
2. Nick Cave – Staggerlee – one of the most violent nasty songs I’ve ever listened to
3. Julian Cope – Mik Mak Mok – gibberish, thus perfect for X Factor!

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  1. Have you been reading Heat? That’s this week’s burning question!

    My Name is Luca – Suzanne Vega

    20 Sep 2006, 09:44

  2. is it?

    I can’t say that’s one of my preferred reads.

    Interesting choice, btw.

    20 Sep 2006, 09:51

  3. Tom Sharp

    But the morons who love the show, love those shite songs, so it feeds the trolls, so to speak. When it comes to these kind of shows, i prefer my theory of blissful ignorance. If you do your best to deny their existance, they (almost) don’t exist. Until we have discussions like this.

    20 Sep 2006, 11:08

  4. I would definitely do 4’33”. Heck, I even did Dance Dance Revolution steps for it, it’s so awesome.

    20 Sep 2006, 11:34

  5. Vision Divine – Here In 6048 – because it’s awesome prog even though I can’t actually sing it
    Dream Theater – Through Her Eyes – because it’s awesome prog that I probably could actually sing, it’s also quite short if you cut out the intro
    Sonata Arctica – Replica – because it’s one of the greatest ballady songs ever and the vocal range isn’t too difficult

    20 Sep 2006, 13:11

  6. Tom S – Hey – I work in comms so I have to be in touch with the media world. Whatever I think of the show, it’s damn popular, so what the hey.

    Luke – Dance Dance for 4’33” – now that i’d like to see. I assume it was some sort of standing stock still affair. Maybe you could take advantage of the new media tags and demo your thang…

    20 Sep 2006, 16:17

  7. Don’t let him fool you – he’s an ardent fan really! ;-)

    20 Sep 2006, 16:42

  8. Mathew Mannion

    Babyshambles – Fuck Forever

    20 Sep 2006, 17:26

  9. Casey – he hides his light – wasn’t he in series 2?

    Mat – excellent sir. While we are on the subject, why not Dead Kennedys Too Drunk to Fuck – I am sure Simon Cowell would like that one…

    20 Sep 2006, 17:33

  10. Lamby

    I seem to recall Cage’s piece is actually in three movements, so I would choose to do all three. :)

    20 Sep 2006, 18:56

  11. The Divinyls – I Touch Myself

    20 Sep 2006, 19:41

  12. Lamby – would they let you do all three? I suppose you could go to three auditions and do one at each. That would really annouy them.

    Perhaps something very short a la Ramones would also be good – a song that is over in 15 seconds. I’d like to see that too.

    Guy – I assume you would include appropriate actions…

    20 Sep 2006, 20:11

  13. Very boring answer here but I would do Downtown by Petula Clark. I love that song and Singstar reckons I can sing it quite well, unlike all the other songs.

    20 Sep 2006, 23:47

  14. up jumped the devil!

    21 Sep 2006, 12:24

  15. No way would I do anything mainstream, I’m such a non-conformist like all the other super cool students. I’d pick something really obscure and indie, like maybe a Spice Girls B side.

    22 Sep 2006, 08:42

  16. james – you cynic you…

    22 Sep 2006, 09:10

  17. psh, none of my choices were mainstream, only one of them is actually on a major label…

    22 Sep 2006, 13:01

  18. I know, it’s so cool.

    22 Sep 2006, 18:55

  19. Charlotte

    Did any of yous ee the X Factor today? It was the most wild episode I’ve ever seen!

    23 Sep 2006, 20:20

  20. It sucked.

    23 Sep 2006, 22:01

  21. Charlotte

    You really think so?

    24 Sep 2006, 08:09

  22. I didn’t actually watch it, that was my auto-”X Factor is just crap karaoke” alert kicking in.

    24 Sep 2006, 23:26

  23. Charlotte

    Oh.Thanks x

    25 Sep 2006, 07:05

  24. Choke.

    07 Oct 2006, 23:14

  25. Rear naked?

    08 Oct 2006, 23:30

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