Brighton FC tempt manager with "three–course–meal" gum
Writing about web page http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/brighton/6547695.stm
Great picture on the beeb today.
Looks like Dean Wilkins, manager of Brighton, has been stealing three-course-meal gum from Mr Willy Wonka.
Now we all know what happens to people who steal from Mr Wonka – that’s right, relegation and humiliation.
Maybe this explains why the Brighton players are all rather short – Oompa-Loompas!