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If you wish contact me then indeed you are quite brave. Methods commonly employed are: boomerang, carrier pigeon and smoke signals, if these fail just give up…

About me



My name is Tom, I am currently a third year studying Alchemy and the dark quantum arts.

My best friends are wine, port and the english rain. So if you can’t find me walking in the rain, or somewhere drinking wine and port then you’ll find me in bed watching the Sopranos or West Wing.

If you have got this far, I recommend you seek medical attention immediately, or you need to stop wasting your time!