February 11, 2006

Is My House a Hotbed of International Terrorism?

Those reading my blog may have seen that last week I reported a suspicious looking van parked outside our house. Today I must announce that the situation is far worse than anyone could possibly have imagined. Yesterday the van was outside our house for about six hours, and while I didn't get a good look at the driver I suspect he may well have looked a bit like Jack Bauer. Certainly there was very little customer service to be done sitting in an unbranded van outside a cemetery.

FBI Van

Then this morning the mystery deepened. Those who wish to become fully immersed in the story may wish to imagine strange music in the background while reading the next passage. Dave, Ollie and I were out at lectures when there was knock at the door. Adrian answered to find a shifty looking bloke with a large package that could well have been a box of anthrax. "I've got a package for Hugo Fernandes" says the shifty looking bloke with a wink. He didn't actually wink but I think it makes him seem more suspicious. Since neither Dave, Ollie or I answer to the name 'Hugo Fernandes' Adrian sent the man away.

So the big question is which of my housemates are involved in international terrorism that has attracted the attention of the FBI? Which of my housemates uses the cover name Hugo Fernandes? Vote now.

Ollie BeardDave Beard

Chief suspects are Dave (left) and Ollie (right). They don't actually have beards but Ollie was bored during exams last year and had some fun with Photoshop


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  1. Ollie looks most Fernandes-ey… but it could all be a cunning ploy by dave to throw us off the scent…

    11 Feb 2006, 12:56


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