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January 16, 2009


Deficient. There’s no other word for it. English grammar fails to provide its users with the tools with which to express themselves. I find myself particularly underequipped when blogging, and so I’ve listed below some suggestions to counter the most heinous omissions.

  • The ‘no I’m not being arrogant this is self deprecating irony’ mark
  • The accent (everyone knows swearing is less offensive, in fact actually quite endearing, when done in a Yorkshire accent)
  • The ‘I know I’m being petulant but sometimes the adolescent in me itches to get out and I think it’s best to let the kid have his say’ mark
  • The pause for comic flatulence mark
  • The ‘I know full well I’ll regret it in the morning but I’m drunk and think I’m hilarious’ mark.

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