All entries for Saturday 04 February 2006
February 04, 2006
I thought I may as well have a go.
- Kempez cannot jump.
- Kempez can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Kempez!
- Kempez is incapable of sleep.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Kempez!
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Kempez.
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Kempez had to pay a special Kempez tax.
- Kempez was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
- The deepest part of Kempez is over 35,000 feet deep!
- Antarctica is the only continent without Kempez.