November 01, 2007

The worst reason ever

A rather bizarre series of events (instigated by the zesty and lemon-fresh Sam Gayton) led me to being given advice on whether or not I should have an abortion. Given that I'm a male (a lad, a gentleman), it's dubious just how useful the advice is going to be, but one never knows . Possibly the best motivation I was given for abortion was this:

"Every human being has the capacity to kill. Do it now and you'll never have to worry about it again."

Genius.


: 01 Nov 2007 13:02 |  Tags:   |  Comments (2) |  Report a problem

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  1. Some advice I was given by my mother: “Never wear stockings on a first date”

    Though, on reflection, she might have been talking to my sister.

    01 Nov 2007, 13:41

  2. That’s rather reminiscent of Hostel II. But still good.

    Richard, it seems like good advice for guys as well… Unless your date is in to that sort of thing…

    13 Nov 2007, 15:36

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