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The current state of the Library

Something rather shocking happened to me in the library today. Whilst looking over Marx's 'Capital', I felt a bit peckish, so I reached into my bag and pulled out a banana. No sooner had it left the bag, it was snatched out of me hand. I glanced over to see the culprit, a student in a very garish shirt with the words 'Library Monitor' emblazoned on the front. I hear hard up students (when their student loans have run out) come to the library looking for free food. Perhaps they could employ Coventry refugees as well. When i have a Library session, I don't do it by halves (usually a 12 hour marathon), and so I always bring some food with me. I do, however, understand that some students' needs are greater than mine, and so next time I go the library I will be bringing three hampers with me.

In this vain, with regards to the Unattended Drinks Policy, perhaps alcoholic degenarates and tramps from the local area could be employed to swipe unattended drinks at union events. Working with you to make our union safer.

: 20 Apr 2006 19:50 |  Tags: Alcohol Library Union |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem