What would you have on your headstone?
That's a bit morbid..
What's your dream car?
Is pornography morally wrong?
Only if it doesn't involve farmyard animals
Write the opening line of a wonderful novel
Once upon a time there was an obnoxious little chav in a burberry baseball cap and the big blue policeman locked him up in a cell..
What's the best music video ever?
Anything involving big black men in flashy gold jewelley grabbing their crotches and dissin' their hoes..
If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Until they had bought their round…
Do you carry a donor card? Why/Why not?
My Stanley's Casino membership card..Gives me an enormous sense of wellbeing..
Where would you like to retire?
An old people's Home in Sweden
What is something you wish you were better at doing?
Answering mundane questions seriously
What colour do you prefer your pens to write?
If they write that's good enough
Are babies cute?
Are all Russians mobsters?
Do you subscribe to a magazine? If so, what?
What's your favourite shape?
Anything I throw on the dancefloor..
What's the last thing you used a microwave for?
Warming my cat after she fell in the bath
What book are you reading?
The Great Gatsby
Do you like rollercoasters?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Who knows..When did the chicken omelette become an option?
Cite a song lyric that means something to you
I'll take you to the candy shop, Let you lick the lollipop.
What comic book or cartoon character would you be?
Roger the dodger
What's the oldest thing you own?
What's your favourite word?
What words do you hate?
Any used by obnoxious poker players..
Name something you used to like but no longer do.
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
My alarming sense of motivation
Who would you have liked to have been?
What historical figure(s) do you most despise?
Gandhi…Trouble maker at heart
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
Do you keep friends once you've made them?
Yeah, generally. Got a few I had to hack up and keep in the deep freeze when they wanted to leave the dungeon.
How would you like to die?
Slowly and painfully…
Why do you blog?
To mix it up
Name one site you'd recommend to others.
What's the strangest thing you've brought with you to university?
What have you lost that you'd most like to retrieve?
What's your favourite red thing?
The queen of hearts
If you had the power, what laws would you make, change or repeal
Give prisoners day release..Let them appreciate the cultural delights of Coventry..Would make them grateful to be in da slammer
What are some things that make you nervous?
playing T3s under the gun
Name a CD that you own that's a guilty pleasure. Why do you like it?
Eastern European Girls and Donkeys part deux, 'nuff said.
What items of your friends' would you like to have for your own?
What one thing would you like to accomplish with your life?
become Warwick's renegade master
What's your favourite scary movie?
Have you ever been in a school play? Was it good? Were you good?
A Midsummer Night's Dream (Rude mechanical)
What's the furthest place you've ever travelled to?
The darkest recesses of my freezer..
What's your favourite cartoon? Why?
Private Eye..Nothing is saced.
What mesmerises you?
Name something about yourself that people don't expect.
My frozen foods selection
What's your favourite place on campus?
If you won £5m, how would you spend it?
What's your favourite time of day? Why?
4am Graveyard bonus on ladbrokes and best burgling hour.
Describe what you consider to be the most amazing view in the world.
Coventry in a blaze of nuclear radioactivity.
What is your favourite art-work on campus?
All pretentious post-modern crap
Which society would you make every other student join?
What's the best place to live? Leamington, Kenilworth, Coventry or campus?
Coventry, I heard the smack's top class
List your top ten revision tips.
Get your head down
Pull your socks up
Get stuck in
Roll your sleeves up
Put your thinking cap on
You only get out what you put in