I always look forward to reading The Boar (especially the columnists). However, I have noticed this term that the distrubution is getting very sloppy. This weeks issue hasn't even appeared! I find this very disappointing. What is the problem? Sort it out!
Souces close to The Boar have commented that this could be due to an ongoing feud between the editor and deputy editor. One witness commented "They were in Viallis shaing a kebab after a hedonistic, drug fuelled binge at evolve, when they came to blows over who was entitled to the extra tomato sauce sachet".
Battered are said to be keeping a close eye on the situation as they are understandably concerned about what next weeks fish and chips will be wrapped in.
Other sources believe that the problem has been caused by the satire team- apparently they felt that it would be inappropriate to churn out the same article for the third weekon the trot.