All entries for Saturday 25 February 2006

February 25, 2006


What would you have on your headstone?
That's a bit morbid..

What's your dream car?
Aston Martin

Is pornography morally wrong?
Only if it doesn't involve farmyard animals

Write the opening line of a wonderful novel
Once upon a time there was an obnoxious little chav in a burberry baseball cap and the big blue policeman locked him up in a cell..

What's the best music video ever?
Anything involving big black men in flashy gold jewelley grabbing their crotches and dissin' their hoes..

If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Until they had bought their round…

Do you carry a donor card? Why/Why not?
My Stanley's Casino membership card..Gives me an enormous sense of wellbeing..

Where would you like to retire?
An old people's Home in Sweden

What is something you wish you were better at doing?
Answering mundane questions seriously

What colour do you prefer your pens to write?
If they write that's good enough

Are babies cute?
Are all Russians mobsters?

Do you subscribe to a magazine? If so, what?

What's your favourite shape?
Anything I throw on the dancefloor..

What's the last thing you used a microwave for?
Warming my cat after she fell in the bath

What book are you reading?
The Great Gatsby

Do you like rollercoasters?
One time..

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Who knows..When did the chicken omelette become an option?

Cite a song lyric that means something to you
I'll take you to the candy shop, Let you lick the lollipop.

What comic book or cartoon character would you be?
Roger the dodger

What's the oldest thing you own?
Penny Black

What's your favourite word?

What words do you hate?
Any used by obnoxious poker players..

Name something you used to like but no longer do.
This questionnaire

To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
My alarming sense of motivation

Who would you have liked to have been?
BillyThe Kid

What historical figure(s) do you most despise?
Gandhi…Trouble maker at heart

What natural gift would you most like to possess?

Do you keep friends once you've made them?
Yeah, generally. Got a few I had to hack up and keep in the deep freeze when they wanted to leave the dungeon.

How would you like to die?
Slowly and painfully…

Why do you blog?
To mix it up

Name one site you'd recommend to others.

What's the strangest thing you've brought with you to university?
A pen

What have you lost that you'd most like to retrieve?
My bed

What's your favourite red thing?
The queen of hearts

If you had the power, what laws would you make, change or repeal
Give prisoners day release..Let them appreciate the cultural delights of Coventry..Would make them grateful to be in da slammer

What are some things that make you nervous?
playing T3s under the gun

Name a CD that you own that's a guilty pleasure. Why do you like it?
Eastern European Girls and Donkeys part deux, 'nuff said.

What items of your friends' would you like to have for your own?
Their sofa

What one thing would you like to accomplish with your life?
become Warwick's renegade master

What's your favourite scary movie?

Have you ever been in a school play? Was it good? Were you good?
Black Comedy(Harold)
A Midsummer Night's Dream (Rude mechanical)

What's the furthest place you've ever travelled to?
The darkest recesses of my freezer..

What's your favourite cartoon? Why?
Private Eye..Nothing is saced.

What mesmerises you?
A hypnotist

Name something about yourself that people don't expect.
My frozen foods selection

What's your favourite place on campus?
Rootes restaurant

If you won £5m, how would you spend it?

What's your favourite time of day? Why?
4am Graveyard bonus on ladbrokes and best burgling hour.

Describe what you consider to be the most amazing view in the world.
Coventry in a blaze of nuclear radioactivity.

What is your favourite art-work on campus?
All pretentious post-modern crap

Which society would you make every other student join?

What's the best place to live? Leamington, Kenilworth, Coventry or campus?
Coventry, I heard the smack's top class

List your top ten revision tips.
Get your head down
Pull your socks up
Get stuck in
Roll your sleeves up
Put your thinking cap on
You only get out what you put in


Four jobs I've had in my life
Leaf blower
bar boy (was only 14 but that's ok in Devon)
pool hustler
Pro Hangmanplayer

Four films I can watch over and over
The Usual Suspects
Pulp Fiction

Four TV shows I love to watch
Deal or no deal
Have I got news for you

Four places I have lived
Leamington Spa
Flash's Sofa

Four places I have been on holiday

Four of my favourite dishes
Royal Doulton
Royal Worcester
Clarice Cliff

Four websites I visit daily

Four places I would rather be right now
Flash's Sofa
Drinking,Smoking, straight west coastin'

Four people I want to shag
Boris Johnson
Carol Vorderman
Mad Yank
Isabelle Mercier

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