All entries for Saturday 02 December 2006

Education

Everyday in Lucky 77 offers ample opportunities enlightenment. I’ve learnt a lot today, having watched ‘Thirteen’ and ‘Requiem for a dream’.

1) Don’t play Russian roulette with your family. Stick to friendly home games with close friends for low stakes, so at least nearly everyone can go home happy.

2) Don’t shoot heroin into a neddle scar, not only might you get gangrene and have to have it amputated, you might miss out on that fuller flavour. Always best to get advice from Dazza the local pusher on the correct way to inject, should really teach it in PSE lessons at school.

3) Ginger people have 30% less hairs than other people. (reference Mongy)

4) According to Green Plastic’s reliable friend, Part and Paradise poker may be privatised and accept US customers again.

Had I not overslept I may have learnt even more from a seminar which I failed to attend.

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