The roaring sound erupting from the ground drowned all other noises. Thousands upon thousands of thunders was the only description and yet it was coming from the very earth the people were standing on. Animals were running, women were holding their children tight enough to suffocate them and the men held out their weapons in a half hearted attempt to protect everything that was dear to them. Everyone knew something terrible was about to happen but when the very ground underneath their feet opened up they were all shocked. At first there were only small fissures but soon the crater was large enough to swallow a large house and to everyones dismay something started emerging. At first it was covered in a veil of drakness but that gave way for a sight more terrifying then anything imaginable. It was horrible, a amalgamated mass of tissue with all colour that existed. It reeked of evil and could not be mistaken for anything but its true identity. It was the ugly, yellow nosed squirrel of the North, the bane of everything good and decent in Dumnville, Dumngolia. Its name was Horrid McHideous but in these parts of Dumngolia it was known as the "Ugly Squirrel" for it was very ugly and it was a squirrel. There were roomers than when younger Horrid had entered the World Distance Scaring Championship and won it by scaring a Blind, Death, Mute Platypus at 173 meters without even realising its special scary parfume. Horrid was so disfigured that even the Evil magician Wayne Rooney was considered a handsome prince compared to her and that is no easy feat taking in to consideration that Rooney the Mage looked distinctly like a potato exposed to natures worse hazards and then a severely beaten with an ugly stick the size of Idaho. In short this very much repugnant yellow nosed squirrel was no looker and ought to have stayed at home where it caulod cause no damage but as it had eaten too much Fish 'N' Chips it had turned out slightly uglier than nature had intended.
I do not remember how the story continues but Cucumbers should be pink and if you look like Horrid you should eat asparagus and learn Algebra.