August 03, 2005

Office scandal of the day

Right, firstly, someone's eaten my blueberries. I chose two packs very carefully on Monday (3 for £2 at sainburys) and ate one then and was going to munch on one today. Went to our mini office fridge and found the box…practically empty. I then found at the back (while rummaging for my yoghurt) another different sized 3 for £2 box that was full of rubbishly sized blueberries that I assume belongs to the perpetrator. I'm eating them now, because I don't know what one does in such office situations. They taste really sour, possibly because each individual one is tiny and because their best before was Monday…a couple are mouldy…well, several. I think this only matters because I'm on a massively tight budget, with two weeks pay to last me a month and it feels like I've not got my money's worth seeeee.

Celeb gossip
Also, I checked google for these titbits of gossip and it doesn't look like they're public yet, even though I think one is being published in the National Enquirer soon so I'll have to make it cryptic.

Which fashion conscious celebrity is reported to be 6 weeks pregnant following her split from a famous actor?

Which drug toting musician was dumped after overdosing in front of his girlfriend's parents?

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  1. Right, bastard buleberries are being smoothied, they're rank

    03 Aug 2005, 13:45

  2. blueberries even

    03 Aug 2005, 13:45

  3. Are the celebs:
    a) Dale Winton?
    b) Cheryl from Girls Aloud?

    Am I close?

    03 Aug 2005, 18:50

  4. This is off IRN…. Unfortunately it's followed by:

    "URGENT: DO NOT BROADCAST. We have been made aware that this story is subject to an injunction."

    "The ** saga just got a lot more complicated.
    Rumours suggest that the actress is actually expecting her ** baby
    and is six weeks pregnant.
    The reports go on to say that ** told her family the news just two days
    before revelations of *.
    Watch this space."

    Well done IRN. Foot in the proverbial again.

    03 Aug 2005, 21:33

  5. It seems the injunction doesn't apply to Ireland…. link

    03 Aug 2005, 21:37

  6. Shall

    Yeah the sun have run with it today cunningly using a " ? " to cover themselves

    * pregnant?

    04 Aug 2005, 14:09

  7. Gordon R

    I made a blueberry smoothie and it was so rank I wanted to be sick.

    04 Aug 2005, 14:12

  8. Shall

    I made a juice with nice juicy blueberries and orange juice, that was yum

    04 Aug 2005, 17:19

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