Office scandal of the day
Right, firstly, someone's eaten my blueberries. I chose two packs very carefully on Monday (3 for £2 at sainburys) and ate one then and was going to munch on one today. Went to our mini office fridge and found the box…practically empty. I then found at the back (while rummaging for my yoghurt) another different sized 3 for £2 box that was full of rubbishly sized blueberries that I assume belongs to the perpetrator. I'm eating them now, because I don't know what one does in such office situations. They taste really sour, possibly because each individual one is tiny and because their best before was Monday…a couple are mouldy…well, several. I think this only matters because I'm on a massively tight budget, with two weeks pay to last me a month and it feels like I've not got my money's worth seeeee.
Also, I checked google for these titbits of gossip and it doesn't look like they're public yet, even though I think one is being published in the National Enquirer soon so I'll have to make it cryptic.
Which fashion conscious celebrity is reported to be 6 weeks pregnant following her split from a famous actor?
Which drug toting musician was dumped after overdosing in front of his girlfriend's parents?