April 24, 2005

A little something…

… from a friend, that is amusing to read:

"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easier to get….. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

As for the men… Men are like a fine wine.

They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked.


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  1. The apple thing is an awful analogy! Not entirely false, but an awful analogy nonetheless :-p

    24 Apr 2005, 01:14

  2. Interesting theory. So where might I find these unpicked 'good apples' then? And don't say at the top of the tree…

    24 Apr 2005, 02:02

  3. You can't see them Dan: read the analogy, you're full of shit!

    24 Apr 2005, 02:31

  4. Bloody feminists.

    24 Apr 2005, 12:34

  5. Nah, you just need to get off your arse and climb to the top of the tree.

    24 Apr 2005, 12:41

  6. I would if I knew where this tree was. Is it the one that's suddenly appeared in our back yard?

    24 Apr 2005, 13:54

  7. Heather

    Feminism is about breaking down gender distinctions, not enforcing them. Even if they are favourable to women and involve apple analogies ;) It's a common misconception.

    25 Apr 2005, 16:02


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