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April 24, 2005

How to hug : a guide for the male of the species

Now don't get me wrong, some of you are great at hugs and cuddles, some of you are only great at hugs and cuddles with the person you're going out with. Here is my handy guide to hugging:

  1. If you are much taller than the person you are hugging, bend down! She doesn't want to have to stretch her toes to the limit and also she doesn't want a mouthful of your chest.

  2. Hug like you mean it! None of this half-hearted bollocks. A hug is meant to be comforting or affectionate, not an expression of how little you want someone to get close to you and if they're your friend, you shouldn't have a problem with physical proximity!

  3. The key to a good hug is sustaining it. If you don't want to make the hug-ee feel somewhat rejected, there must be a decent length hug. Basically, don't release someone absolutely immediately that they've managed to get their arms round you.

  4. Cuddles: If you wish to administer a cuddle or you quite want a cuddle, hug should be greatly extended in length. Also, this is the only condition under which you're allowed to not bend down if your hug-ee is shorter than you. They can be allowed to nestle their head somewhere that it naturally falls.

N.B. If you have a better half of any kind, this all still applies. If they can't hack you hugging your friends then tough luck.


RaW Top 30

Well hello there folks, I am very sleepily in cheesy chart DJ mode, so imagine a big grin with an audible twinkle on me teeth.

Tune in today for the RaW Top 30, as voted by you! The Listeners (sort of). The chart features such artists as Snoop Dogg, Oasis and Lindsay Lohan (yes, Lindsay Lohan girl with the boobs).

Listen on 1251am or online

3pm to 5pm

Also, if I have time, I will be playing you bits of my Hot Tips…if I can find them all.


A little something…

… from a friend, that is amusing to read:

"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easier to get….. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

As for the men… Men are like a fine wine.

They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked.


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