All entries for October 2004
October 31, 2004
October 30, 2004
Hey, what is the difference between a debit and a credit card?
The debit card spends money that you haven't got now and a credit card spends the money you haven't got later.
I just want to share this really nice picture with you. Hope it will bring some colours into your life ;-) !
October 18, 2004
Agent Pug awoke a little bit past midnight from some rain drops dripping on his head. Where the hell … is he?! He realized that the self destructing recorder actually contained anaesthetic gas. And while he was asleep they transported him away from his nice little home to this cold, rainy place. Didn't they promise him California? Oh no, it can't be the States. They said something about "a land of great history". Then it must be Spain or France… but he doesn't need to cross the Ocean to get there. At least not from G. where Pug started his journey. Oh, maybe they brought him to Mallorca, the 17th state of G., but then it wouldn't explain this %&#?? weather. Still a little bit dazed from the Anaesthetic he decided to make a small investigation of the place and try to find a shelter from the rain. A small wooden box on the other side of the street drew his attention. At least for the moment it would serve its purpose. Pug decided not to be too picky. He thought about James 007 dog who was probably enjoying a night with this famous good-looking poodle lady at the moment. What was her name again? Hally Berrie? Well, but he was not James 007 dog, Pug thought. He had to settle with what life was offering him. While lost in thoughts Pug put a paw on the street and was suddenly dazzled by a car light moving at high speed towards him from the right. Pug moved slowly forward the traffic island in the middle of the street intending to wait there until the car passes him. The car light was coming closer and closer. Pug sensed that there was something terribly wrong with that car. It was driving on the wrong side of the roooaaaaaaad…...
Lying on his back on the sidewalk, out of breath from his near confrontation with death and his double-backflip, Pug thought about contract a life insurance the very next day.*
To be continued.
October 17, 2004
dog day the 1st
"Agent Pug, this is your day! You will go on a long journey. You will travel across the ocean, behind the skies to a land far far away. A land with a great history, a land of the knights and warriors, a land of the gentle dogs. From all the brave dogs you have been chosen to serve this important but hard mission. Be honoured. We believe in your ability to get your job well done. And now close your eyes this message will self destruct in 5 sec."
… 5, 4, 3, …
This is the last thing Pug remembered. On that day he had just came back from his daily walk around the block when he discovered a small package in his little but comfortable dog house. It was a secret recorder from the FBDog. As he is not the agent that they usually recruit for their missions, Pug was actually surprised when he heard the message. What might have happened to James 007dog or Spider dog? Pug wondered. Why did they choose him? Well, why should he care. They probably have finally discovered that life is not all about good looks…
To be continued.
Question: Where did Agent Pug have to go?
You will find the answer in the next episode of The secret mission of Agent Pug.
October 16, 2004
- Not rated
I'm still not done reading that book ;). But it is really addicting so far. A breathless read which is the main cause of the dark circles around my eyes. So if you are not equipped with eye makeup than I rather recommend you another book:
Kosten- und Erlösrechnung by Prof. H.J. Hoitsch ;-)
October 15, 2004
This is my new homepage.
Hope you enjoy it.
P.S.: Have a look at my foto gallery.