January 07, 2005

Folding Fun

A dragon that looks at you wherever you stand! Maybe you could make one and put it next to your dodecahedron calendar!

December 02, 2004

Nintendo BS

Nintendo's next version of the Game Boy:

I thought it was funny anyway…

November 14, 2004

Story Time

Seeing as someone commmented on my last entry yesterday, I thought I'd write something else. A little explanation may be required first, however. I come from a little town near Newcastle, where we call the pikeys/townies/chavs 'charvas'. When the charvas are speaking in his story, try to put it in your best fake Geordie accent. Lord knows that's what they do. Anyway, shut up Sam, get on with it.

This little event took place when I was at school, in year 11, I think. I'm not sure how we managed this deal, but the head of sixth form used to let us eat our packed lunches in his classroom in the sixth form block at dinnertime. There was two doors into this room, one that took you into a corridor thingy past the common room and out of the block into the middle of the school, and one that faced out onto the football fields. Since walking around the blocks to get from one place to another was a bit of a hike, cutting through this classroom must have been pretty popular back in the days when it was allowed. We were told that no-one was allowed to but through, and in fact the door leading to the fields was to stay shut and we weren't allowed to touch it to let anyone in. So we never did.
It was some time during the summer, we had the windows open and were enjoying a nice game of coinsy (maybe I'll put the rules to this up sometime, it's a good game), when the orange faces of half a dozen charva lasses appeared at the window. In their best high-pitched whine, the leader spoke through her left nostril: 'how man, open the door 'n lerruz in how'. To which we explained that we weren't allowed to, and they'd have to walk around. She screeched: 'here man ya ****s, ya better ****ing lerruz in now'. And still, we told them to walk round, and that we'd get in trouble if we were to open the door. 'Fine then' she squawked, 'I'll come in through the ****ing window then'. Fine by us, we replied.
And so, slowly, awkwardly, this stick-thin little waste of carbon clambered in through the open window, talking care not to catch her 99p gold hoop earrings or her fringe on the frame. It was something to behold, really. I don't imagine it was easy, wearing those thick-heeled shoes. But she did it. She sneered at us triumphantly. She'd won. They were going to cut through. We couldn't stop them. They were invincible. 'Howay lasses', she called to her greasy cohorts. And one by one, the rest of them climbed through the window. It must've taken a good five minutes for them all to wriggle through that window. We just sat and watched, trying to supress a smirk. When they were all in, they called us some names, and off they went. Turning back to our rudely interrupted game, my friend asked 'so why didn't the first one open the door so the rest of them could come in?' Why indeed.


October 10, 2004

Top Ten Video Games

Following hot on the heels of the Top Ten Simpsons Songs comes the Top Ten Video Games. I've probably forgotten some excellent ones, but here y'are

  1. The Legend of Zelda - A Link to the Past
  2. Super Mario 3
  3. Grim Fandango
  4. The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time
  5. F-Zero
  6. The Curse of Monkey Island
  7. The Sims
  8. Theme Hospital
  9. Dungeon Keeper
  10. Chrono Trigger

Edit: Okay, so maybe I should have put a little more thought into this. I had forgotten about Driver, the Grand Theft Auto series, those cool arcade shooty games (Yes Duck Hunt, and I quite liked Virtua Cop when that was out), Tetris, Harvest Moon, one of the Sonics (I forget which), Lylat Wars and probably lots more.
No first person shooters would get in my top ten, I don't like them because it's like wearing blinkers and the movement is weird, and no fighting games (remember when they were calledd beat-em-ups?) either, cos they're all the same button-mashing tedium. At least when I'm playing anyway


October 09, 2004

New Yetisports game!

Not part of the Yetisports decathlon, but still, another game featuring penguins and a giant fluffy white thing.

October 05, 2004

Another Top Ten

My top ten favourite songs from The Simpsons. Maybe I missed a good'un, but this is how it stands at the moment:

  1. The Monorail Song
  2. See My Vest
  3. We Do
  4. Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?
  5. Flaming Moe's
  6. Senor Burns
  7. Glove Slap
  8. The Spring In Springfield
  9. When The Saints Go Over There
  10. When I Was Seventeen

Why don't they do cool songs on The Simpsons any more? They're sadly missed.


October 04, 2004

I can do that but I don't wanna…

Remember those T-mobile adverts with the bloke with the football? Have a look at this video of him doing his thing.

September 30, 2004

Okay…

So I might move my blog over here at some point. For now, my waste of bandwith can still be found over on blogspot. I wonder if there'll be any way to import posts across to here? I suppose not, it wouldn't be worth the hassle to make it possible since probably only a few people would use it.

September 28, 2004

Well, here it is

So this is Warwick Blogs, eh? Seems very nice, except for the fact that I can't edit the template in any way. Looks like I'll be sticking with my blog over at Blogger for now, while they're still working on this.

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