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April 10, 2006

The episode of the thumb: Part 2 – whatever will Mr Bear do next?

Follow-up to The episode of the thumb: Part 1 – it all began when… from Being the (Mis)Adventures of Mr Bear

Mr Bear has been on the phone for a while. He has phoned for the emergency doctor, but there was no luck there; so he phoned the NHS nurses:


They told him that Mr Snowman needs to wash out his thumb then go to A&E. So Mr Snowman washes out his thumb under the tap:

washing snow

Meanwhile, Mr Bear attempts to get hold of Miss Cranberry so that she can drive them to A&E.

hypo bear

Oh no! Mr Bear! Mr Bear is having an hypoglycemic attack! What a time to have one!
Will Mr Snowman get to A&E in time to save his thumb? Will Mr Bear be ok?

To Be Continued

March 31, 2006

The episode of the thumb: Part 1 – it all began when…

Mr Bear asleep
"Mr Bear! I need some help!"
Mr bear wakes up with a start, whatever could that have been? Mr Bear realises that it was his housemate Mr Snowman
Mr Bear gets up and goes downstairs to see what is wrong.
"What has happened?" asked Mr Bear.
"I was making a hole in my belt with my penknife and I slipped." explained Mr Snowman.

The thumb

Oh dear! Poor Mr Snowman, whatever will Mr Bear do? This really is a misadventure for Mr Bear and Mr Snowman.

To Be Continued...

March 22, 2006

The Victorian Era

Mr Bear has found an old photo album
photo album

Who is this girl?
gir window

Here she is again
gir door

Mr Bear wonders who she could be. Maybe this gives Mr Bear a clue:

It would seem that she is the girlfriend of one of Mr Bears' ancestors! Looking from their clothes, it must be Mr Bears' great great grandad, so they're Victorian!

January 02, 2006

A reminder from Mr Bear

Follow-up to The competition you've all been waiting for! from Being the (Mis)Adventures of Mr Bear

Mr Bear would like to remind you all of the amazing competition being run at the moment.

Create your very own Mr Bear entry, in any style you want, script, photos of your bears, photos of your friends dressed as bears, stick men with names written over the top, amazing watrecolour, oils, computer graphics – whatever you want.

There is an amazing prize for the winner and of course you'll have great fun making it.

There is no set deadline as yet – it'll depend on Mr Bears' work load, but expect it to be sometime in the next 5 weeks.

Good luck!

January 01, 2006

Mr Bear Brings in the New Year in Style

Mr Bear decided to stay in for New Years – not for him the smokey, crowded pub and the exsessive drinks prices. And while it was quite a quiet evening in, it Mr Bear celebrated the coming of th New Year in the best way he knew how – starting the night with vodka:

then moving on to something a bit more classy – wine!

We rejoin Mr Bear after 12 has struck – he was so excited that he didn't stand still long enough for a photo – but look at this: there's a whole bottle of Southern Comfort there! Is that a bottle of sparkly I see in the back too? and Martini?

I don't think that was too wise of Mr Bear – look how much he drunk!

Oh Mr Bear you do know how to celebrate in style.

Mr Bear would like to wish everyone a very happy New Year.

December 30, 2005

Getting ready for Christmas

(Mr Bear apologies for the lateness of this entry, but he's not been near the internet)

Mr Bears' friends have been getting his home ready for Christmas as a surprise when he gets home.

Mr Rabbit has decorated the window:

Mr Stripes has decorated the piano:

Miss Pig has decorated the mantelpiece over the fireplace:

and Mr Donkey and Mr Owl have decorated the tree:

They've even wrapped up all his presents!

Do you think Mr Bear will like it all?

December 18, 2005

Mr Bear would like to wish you a Merry Christmas

Have a good Christmas everyone!

December 15, 2005

That sly old bear

Mr Bear has decided to make a Christmas present for his girlfriend – how nice is that?
I wonder what he is making.

He appears to be sketching – I wonder what it is.

Mr Bear has got his paints all ready to use! What is he making?

I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

He is a sly old bear isn't he?

December 10, 2005

The competition you've all been waiting for!

Follow-up to No it is not some sneaky trick from Being the (Mis)Adventures of Mr Bear

It's finally here.

I've had people showing enough interest that Mr Bear says he wants to go ahead and run the competition.

The Competition

Mr Bear has had a few strange adventures, but just what would you have Mr Bear do if you could direct him?

So, the idea is that you make your own Mr Bear entry – it can be in any medium you like, you can use actors (bears or people, pets – anything – anyone!) and take photos like I do; you could draw some, you could write it as prose, or a 'script'.

However – entries have to be submitted digitally – preferably as a post in the comments, or you could post a link in the comments. I'd let you post them to me, but I can't get them onto the net either.

The winning entry will be marked on good use of medium, and most importantly, storyline. So if you've not got a camera -don't worry, scan you're sketches, no scanner? no onelse has a scanner? then them bad pictures you draw using a mouse that doesn't really work are fine too. Basically the quality of picture and artistry doesn't matter.

And of course, there will be a prize well worth all your effort, time, frustrations and fun you'll have when making your vrey own Mr Bear :D

Good luck!

Katie – Mr Bear Rep

December 01, 2005

Yarr! Are ye comin' a plunderin' tonight?

Writing about web page http://www.stupidstupidstupidandsteve.com

As ye all should know by now, today is Pirate Thursday!
So ye all should be comin' a plunderin' n a pillagin' down t' well tonight for some stupid fun.

[And in real English now: Tonight! stupid stupid stupid and steve at Robbins Well.
Supported by DKO
The Cunts
Brutal Justice

Everyone leaves with Stupid Grin ™.

£4, 8pm bargin!

November 30, 2005

No it is not some sneaky trick

Follow-up to Mr Bear competition from Being the (Mis)Adventures of Mr Bear

No it is not some sneaky trick to get more people to post comments.

This is a way for Mr Bear to see what people think of and imagine of Mr Bear. The competition has a prize, it will be worth it.

But I mean it when I said that a fair number of people have to be interested for Mr Bear to run the competition.

Think about it, if the competition is actually run, it'll be over the hols, so it'll give you something to do if nothing else.

And there's only a few more days left to sign up.

So tell all your friends, I promise you'll like it.

Katie – Mr Bear Rep

November 27, 2005

Mr Bear competition

Mr Bear has been a bit ill
and as such, didn't want his photo taken.
Unfortunately this has put him behind with his work, so again, no entry from Mr Bear for a little time.
As it is coming up to the end of term, Mr Bear would like to run a competition.
However, Mr Bear is not interested in running a competition that nobody will participate in, as this will make him very sad.So if you are even remotely interested in a competition, with a prize I may add, you need to post a message on this blog, if enough people have replied by Friday, the competition will run.
So tell all your friends and get posting!

Katie – Mr Bears' representative.

November 14, 2005


Don't forget guys, the awesome The Honeytrap are playing in the Jug and Jester in Leamington Spa tonight. Doors are at 8pm and it'llcost you around £2 to see one of the finest Coventry bands (and ex-Bandsoc bands)!

See you there!

November 12, 2005

The Return of Mr Bear!

Mr Bear is back!
He has a girlfriend! (Wahoo!)
Don't they look happy?

Mr Bear will be posting again shortly when he has organised his summer pictures, he'd like to share his holiday with you all.

See you soon!

November 11, 2005

gigs this week

Follow-up to The Honeytrap from Being the (Mis)Adventures of Mr Bear

So The Honeytrap gigs of this week:

1- Abandon in the Jug and Jester in Leamington Spa


2- Brixton Telegraph, and it's entirely FREE!!!

November 10, 2005

The Honeytrap

Writing about web page http://www.honeytrap.org

Who are The Honeytrap?
They're that band, erm, MAWDA reincarnated as even more indie awesomeness than before!
And they've got gigs coming up!
So keep an eye out on their webpage or join them on their myspace
and, of course, right here! Where there shall also be some updating of Mr Bear soonish.

The Honeytrap will be playing in The University of Central England Students Union Tonight! at around 8ish.

See you soon!

October 27, 2005

NO MORE MAWDA! (After tonight)

Writing about web page http://www.mawda.co.uk

That's right!
No more MAWDA after tonight!
It's their last gig
in the Tin Angel in Coventry
at 8pm
and it's FREE! (can't get better than that)

be there!
you'll be sorry if you're not

October 19, 2005


Writing about web page http://www.mawda.co.uk

That's right!
Only one more
And it's on Saturday the 29th of October at the Tin Angel in Coventry
I'd be there, MAWDA are awesome, in fact, I will be there!


October 17, 2005

more delays expected

I'm really sorry guys, it's definately going to be at least another 2 weeks now until another Mr Bear is created, as my laptop has a hard drive fault – again

June 28, 2005

Police statement

Follow-up to It was going so well. from Being the (Mis)Adventures of Mr Bear

Police have released the following statement:
"As yet we have no leads on the case of the tradjic dismemberment of Mr Monkey. The guests at the party have been questioned and investigations are underway. Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have an information that could be of use. We are particularly trying to piece together the events from when Mr Monkey supposedly went home, and from where the story that he had 'dropped
out' has come from.

We unfortunately regreat to say that there has been another murder; again a friend of those of Mr Monkey."

Due to the nature of the picture, the picture will not be shown here; but it can be found here