May 01, 2005

Two weeks, five exams, one brain, no hope.

Things I would like (in no particular order). Note, some of these contradict each other. I don't care.

  • More time.
  • An external brain, connects to my current brain via a Universal System Nerve port and can be used to store extra information.
  • Someone else to sit the exams for me.
  • Someone to teach me what I need to know to pass.
  • More time.
  • To wake up and realise that it's the start of the academic year.
  • To wake up and realise that I've just taken my final exam, and got 1sts in all of them.
  • The ability to sleep without nearly going mad from stress.
  • More time.
  • The exam papers in advance.
  • Willpower.
  • The ability to revise 10+ hours a day without my eyes bleeding and my brain dribbling out my ears.
  • Less exams.
  • No exams.
  • The exam timetablers to be hurt, preferably because someone (me) is hitting them with a big stick.
  • Someone to explain why I still have deadlines this close to exams.
  • Someone to explain the point of April exams. 6 weeks where we have to prioritise 3 subjects, then 3 weeks for 5 more. Does not compute.
  • A photographic memory.
  • More time.

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