Risk of losing my mind: Negligible
Why? Because it ran away some time last week. I think it was last seen hiding under a bush near Tesco, oozing quietly to itself.
I am giving it a leave of abscence as it has taken severe stress recently over a certain too-slowly-progressing project, and a barely-touched AI essay.
Suffice to say I won't be seeing the light of day much until the end of term. Not that that really makes a great difference to normal.