Awful Physics Joke #1
Yes ladies and gentlemen. And Sam. It's that time of year…
Fermi Sphere, Fermi Sphere! Wherefore art tho Fermi Sphere?
Deny thy k-state and refuse thy name. Or if thou wilt not be, be but sworn my specific heat capacity, And I'll no longer be a classical model.
I'm sure there's more to come, so I apologise for it in advance.