All entries for Sunday 01 May 2005

Two weeks, five exams, one brain, no hope.

Things I would like (in no particular order). Note, some of these contradict each other. I don't care.

• More time.
• An external brain, connects to my current brain via a Universal System Nerve port and can be used to store extra information.
• Someone else to sit the exams for me.
• Someone to teach me what I need to know to pass.
• More time.
• To wake up and realise that it's the start of the academic year.
• To wake up and realise that I've just taken my final exam, and got 1sts in all of them.
• The ability to sleep without nearly going mad from stress.
• More time.
• The exam papers in advance.
• Willpower.
• The ability to revise 10+ hours a day without my eyes bleeding and my brain dribbling out my ears.
• Less exams.
• No exams.
• The exam timetablers to be hurt, preferably because someone (me) is hitting them with a big stick.
• Someone to explain why I still have deadlines this close to exams.
• Someone to explain the point of April exams. 6 weeks where we have to prioritise 3 subjects, then 3 weeks for 5 more. Does not compute.
• A photographic memory.
• More time.

: 01 May 2005 03:21 |  Tags: Degree Related Waffle |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem