All entries for June 2005
June 04, 2005
There's a certain four ladies who have recently noticed the sheer volume of men who are not afraid to cheer at innocent members of the opposite sex whilst walking down the street. In order to cope with this rather inappropriate and slightly uncomfortable aspect of their lives they have turned it in to a little game. Points system below:
1 = honk (can be negotiated with size of vehicle/place eg buses count as more!)
2 = wave/stare/honk combo
3 = wave/stare/honk combo when dressed like a minger at time (cos then they're complimenting face…)
4 = builder wolf whistle
5 = builder shouting relatively derogoratory but still secretely pleasing comment
6 = nice comment (this can again be negotiated depending on what individual is wearing at time, cos if wearing mini skirt said male is probably not complimenting you eyes)
7 = non-builder member of the public shouting from a distance
8 = comment of some kind from member of same sex
9 = someone actually approaching you in the street
10 = converting said male with your stunning inner beauty
It should be clairfied that the above points may alter in exceptional circumstances (I shall be the judge) and that comments must be made by strangers in public places, rather than best mate saying you look nice tonight.
Lust Chart as it stands:
Naomi: 6,8 (I am awarding 8 points for the round of applause from random guy in car) 7,7,9,2 Total: 39
Tara: 8 (for same round of applause) 7,7,9,1 Total: 32
Sarah: 7,2,7,7,1 Total: 24
Tim: 7, 8 Total: 15
Miche 9 Total 9
It should also be emphasised that this chart will in no way be kept up to date and is therefore completely useless and a waste of a blog entry.
If you are a guy and want to enter yourself on the chart, this is possible, let me know your points!