The horoscope for Cancer (my own star sign) one day last week in the Metro:
It's stressful. You have to stand up for yourself at work and put your foot down. The best way to cope is with plenty of fag breaks. So you don't smoke? Start.
I would hardly expect the Metro, in all its illustriousness, to feel obligated to promote healthy lifestyles, but this does seem rather irresponsible.
If I start smoking now and get ill later in life can I sue them?!