All entries for February 2005
February 28, 2005
totally under rated!
chips with chocolate sauce!
fairly self-explanatory methinks…
28 Feb 2005 20:18
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February 23, 2005
#1– greek gods
as a self-confessed fan of all things ancient (by that i mean civilization wise, not old leery men), i’m going to rate the ancient gods on their respective awesomeness to see which was really the greatest ancient civilization…
first, the greek gods: (i think i’ve covered most of the major gods here..)
Cronos- father of all gods, god of the sky, ruler of the titans
Rhea- wife of cronos, mother of all gods
Uranus- god of the sky
Zeus- the one, the only ruler of the gods (except Jove, Thor et al.). bit of a ladies’ man by all accounts; his record of infidelity is quite impressive.. oftentimes to be found wielding a thunder bolt or arguing with his lovely wife, zeus is quite cool, being the big cheese of olympus and all, but perhaps sadly lacking in his ability to resist the feminine wiles of the women in his life. did kill his dad to imprison the titans and become ruler of the gods, though, which makes him averagely powerful…
awesome rating: 8/10
Hera- long- suffering wife and sister of Zeus, queen of the gods, goddess of marriage and childbirth, protector of married women. not quite as cute and cuddly as in her picture, Hera is too vindictive for chips, particularly where Zeus’ illegitimate offspring/partners are concerned…but who can really blame her?? a promiscuous husband like Zeus would be enough to make any laydee a little cross..
awesome rating: 7/10
Poseidon- brother of Zeus, god of the sea and erathquakes. definite anger issues regarding Zeus’ position as king of the gods.. usually a reasonable kinda god except when mortals injure his earthly offspring (promiscuity runs in the family..)
awesome rating: 7/10
Hades- also brother of Zeus, god of the underworld and lord of the dead. irrefutable sibling rivalry here.. bit of a villain, stealing demeter’s daughter persephone like that, but at least he seems to know what he wants and how to get it.. can’t say fairer than that?
awesome rating: 8/10
Apollo- brother of artemis, god of prophecy, medicine, and archery, also god of the sun. a lot of potential, this one. sadly, never seems to be realised as he supports the wrong side (e.g. the trojans in the trojan war)..
awesome raitng: 6/10
Hermes- messenger of the gods, protector of travellers, thieves, and merchants. truly a funky god, what with his winged sandals.. known for mischief alongside the every-day deliverance of godly messages..
awesome rating: 7/10
revised awesome rating: 8/10 (for cuteness)
Aphrodite- goddess of beauty and sexual desire. able to manipulate almost every other god and mortal through controlling their sexual passions.. particularly powerful on olympus given the disposition of many of the more powerful gods
awesome rating: 5/10
Hephaestus- god of fire and blacksmith of the gods. husband of aphrodite, not often the guy to be found in her bed however (ahem, ares).. unfortunately disfigured, but nontheless very skilled maker of things, like achilles’ shield..
awesome rating: 6/10
revised awesome ratng: 7/10 (because he out-witted aphrodite)
Ares- god of war. definite anger issues here, hence the tendency to involvement in mortal wars.. not always on the winning side though..
awesome rating: 5/10
Artemis- sister of apollo, goddess of the hunt, goddess of the moon. averagely skilled in archery and hunting generally, a laydee who really knows how to kick ass..
awesome rating 6/10
Athene- goddess of wisdom, arts and crafts, and war, helper of heroes (see Iliad, Odyssey). truly an active goddess, not susceptible to the manipulation of aphrodite (she’s far too clever for that), which makes her very cool in my book. oftentimes on the winning side..
awesome rating 8/10
23 Feb 2005 15:20
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what am i again?
hmm.. not sure i agree with this:You Are a Snarky Blogger! |
 You've got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly scared of. And that's why they read your posts as often as they can! |
23 Feb 2005 13:50
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February 20, 2005
another new pic :)
here's another pic of the benny's crew…
this one's for you, jill :)
20 Feb 2005 12:27
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February 18, 2005
new pic
this is my artistic impression of jen:
:D
18 Feb 2005 22:07
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hmph!
hmph, here's jen at the kit lifesaving social…
hmph
18 Feb 2005 14:24
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teeheehee
due to current lack of photos, i thought i'd kill some time + draw an artistic impression of myself…
i'm quite proud of that :D
anyone got any pics for me to make a self-portrait gallery?
18 Feb 2005 13:05
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February 17, 2005
sar's essay theorem #1
theorem #1:
this is the first in a series of theories about essays (hence the name)..
the basic premise of theorem #1 is that when you believe you've crashed and burned in an essay, it is more than a little likely that you'll get a high mark…roughly 76.5% likely to be precise..
however, the converse is similarly true… when you believe your essay is truly sparkly, it will invariably come back with a fail mark…97.6% in fact…
proof: my recent modes of reading essay… took an all-nighter to write total rubbish…came back with 2 marks off a first…
why? your guess is as good as mine. it's just the way it is.
sod's law or something…
17 Feb 2005 18:49
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February 16, 2005
lincolnshire on the news!!
crayzee but true! lincolnshire was just mentioned on news beat on radio one…
click here for the story
interesting case i think you'll agree
16 Feb 2005 17:07
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….and again
i always knew i was a greek god(dess)...
+ now i have proof!!
16 Feb 2005 15:04
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