All entries for Monday 13 April 2009
April 13, 2009
The views in this are not my own; it was a just an idle bit of contemplation. It’s in no way stunning, and to be honest I think the most interesting part is probably the title, but I thought I might as well put it up anyway.
Whoever said the dog had to be a Corgi?
This is the way things are between us. Have you honestly not worked that out yet? You’ll always be the pet poodle, there to look pretty and be obedient and engage in social interaction, but for all that you are distinctly unimportant. You are something to distract the paparazzi crowds whilst we negotiate in the background, bringing things to pass that rule the running of your life and making sure that you are safe without your ever knowing you were in danger. Master and dog.
Who’d ever marry a Royal?