June 30, 2005

Piranhas are a girl's best friend

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But piranhas are a girl's best friend.
A kiss may be grand,
But it won't eat the madman living in your humble flat or swim
Around the laundromat
Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all lose our charms in the end.
But square-cut or pear-shape,
These teeth don't lose their shape

Piranhas are a girl's best friend.
Piranhas are a girl's best friend.

Let's bite

There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
piranhas are a girl's best friend.
There may be a time when a hard boiled employer
Thinks you're awful swish
but get that fish or forego your wish.

He's your guy when stocks are high,
but beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Piranhas are a girl's best friend.
Piranhas are a girl's best friend

Let bite again

Piranhas are a girl's best friend.
Piranhas are a girl's best friend
Piranhas are a girl's best friend
Piranhas are a girl's best friend
Piranhas are a girl's best friend
Piranhas are a girl's best friend


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  1. Anna

    couldn't agree with you more! piranhas are good for disposing of all sorts of nobbish twats and with some acid or a meat grinder to stick the bones thru after – voila!

    30 Jun 2005, 14:31


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