Lazy Ros
There’s no getting round it – I’ve turned into one of those people who pays too much money for gym membership and then doesn’t go, enters long distance runs and then doesn’t train, flobs around eating stuff pretending that it’s just “carb loading”, and still thinks she’s an “athlete”.
In short, I am Jade Goody.
Or rather, I haven’t trained enough to do the Windsor half-marathon on 24th September, so I’m going to pull out despite the waste of £24, and accept that two half marathons will have to suffice for one year.
I will be there to support Anna, Leonie, Jamie (?) and my dad though – all of whom are more committed to the practice of gazelle imitation than I am.
I might just join you and watch everyone elsse suffer; I don’t want to run this stupid half marathon! Can we bring a hip flask and get drunk instead?
02 Sep 2006, 18:40
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