All entries for Monday 04 October 2004

The Book of Kitchen Wisdom

Here, to open our new blog, is the book of kitchen wisdom. (Well, some pieces of paper attached to our kitchen fridge anyway!) It is essentially all the quotes you will hear on a regular basis in O 3rd:
"Blog it!" Ed
"Do you like girls?" Meg
"You can't spike somebody's pie" Charlie
"There are no ugly women, there is just not enough vodka" Russian proverb courtesy of Alex
"Just put it on plastic and forget about it" Jon
"I've got a lot of head off this pint of cider" Rose
"Guys, I've just toasted my phone" Meg (drunk)
"I like talking about sex with women but I prefer it with guys" Noah
"So, Warwick…" Ed/Charlie
"I'm going to find Rosemary, and shag her" Meg (v. pissed)

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