Bald face blues
I woke up this morning to find that what I had assumed was my moustache and beard had woken up and crawled off my face during the night.
I was greatly shocked by this as I had got quite attached to it. There was no sign of it anywhere.
I’ve tried to get in touch with the Natural History Museum in London, (but there’s no-one there with it being Sunday) and BBC News hung up when I called them.
Meanwhile little children cry at me and my daughter says I look like a Vogon.
Has anybody else experienced this sort of thing?