All entries for May 2005
May 31, 2005
My exams finally started today arrrr, tho it didnt go too bad which was cool. I have rubbishy test tomorrow which only a small one but is still hard. Hmmm seems so long away now 11th june the day of greatness when exams are over, and everyone else is finishing much sooner oh well at least i had more time to revise hmmm more like mess around lol.
oh well good luck to all of u with exams, i going sleep now i think.
May 26, 2005
it seems my life is full of waiting at the moment, it not that, i am not extremely happy about the present time but it seems that such great things will happen soon and am i stupid to waste my time now thinking about that or just live in the moment i dunno.
At the moment i am waiting for my mate to come over to go out to the great gig that will be tonight in the cooler with andy hamilton. I am also looking forward to exams being done with and my summer holiday of nearly 4 months a 1/3 of a year to start how crazy is that. I got bright eyes concert, holiday, seeing all my mates and then reading to top off my summer. Then the start of year 2 how crazy will that be, and probably incredibly happy something i am definately looking forward too alot. But oh well i got exams at the moment the chance to succeed and do well or most likely do alright at but whos complaining wow this term has been pretty werid but my first year at uni been so great wow i met some awesome people i cant believe it nearly over already, i wish i could go back to certain parts of it and make them last for ever, especially end of term 1 was amazing when i met someone so so special, and then pretty much the whole of term 2 with my mates pretty crazy ohhhhh
i dunno really the point of this blog just to waste time i think. Oh well see ya all soon
May 25, 2005
Well i been trying to get to sleep for about 4–5 hours now and after watching about 2 hours of magnolia – an excellent film by the way, i tired but just cant sleep so i thought what better way than to spend my time blogging.
I guess there must be some reason why i cannot sleep so i thought i just try and get out whats buzzing around my boring and insignificant brain at 2:19 on a tuesday night. The thing that is going round my head is how little things can make you happy, maybe this is too soppy or what have you but it is true a number of small things can make u extremely happy. Today i went on a lovely walk as per usual with a couple of friends, i like my walks round gibbit hill woods and it is something that i look forward to everyday ahead of anything else. Today was an unusual walk as i was with 2 of my friends not the usual 1 who i walk with, and it was on this walk of 2hrs 30 mins that i did something that i havent done since i was a child. The game where u spin looking at the sky till u are dizzy and then try and remain standing. Much to my dissapointment i managed to finish second, but quite funnily i ended up throwing myself, obviously i was out of control as anyone would know playing this game, into some stinging nettles.
Now i know this may not seem like a happy thing and the subject title maybe confusing but there is something about it that made it the most enjoyable thing i have done for ages, maybe it the unplanned randomness of it i dunno it was a particular highlight of my day, heck probably week or 2. A number of cool and wonderous things happen on these magical walks and it is something that is most important to me. Amazing as i am probably the laziest person in the world but i guess people change maybe i will turn into an oldie who likes strolls in the parks and is looking for love, i hope so as it seems far more romantic than meeting my girlfriend drunk in top b. Oh how life seems so complex all the time, but then i guess it would be boring if not. Wow i feel so alive at the moment so full of ideas about life and thoughts and so many things when usually i am just living to breathe, it is pretty amazing. I guess it is amazing how people can change your life and just how much people can actually mean to you. How can evolution occur so productively when peoples feelings rage out maybe evolution is a part of those feelings who knows, but wow to feel love kindness and friendship is to be alive, i just wonder if animals can feel the same it would be terribly sad for them if they could not, no matter how painful things may get to love someone once even for a split second is the most important thing. The thing i think that scares me the most and maybe it just a guy thing but how do u know that love will last and how do u know that by changing the situation that things will go worse not better as too loose someone completely is a big price to pay but then again it probably is worth it. Wow i am rambling not that anyone reads this shit or could understand lol i wish i had the ability to write or to express myself then everyone could know my true feelings oh well hopefully some late night rubbish brings u closer to me or maybe it just makes me more of a mystery.
Hope you have a good day whenever and however u r reading it
May 20, 2005
Writing about web page http://books.ladybird.co.uk/nf/Browse/BrowseStdPage/0,,226874,00.html
Clever Machines by Lorraine Horsley illistrated by Emma Brownjohn
Well i know a lot of u are thinking how can i like such an epic and emotional book about machines but to me it was the ending. I dont think i can ruin it for you but it is very mind blowing and really changes ur perception on life.
Having that said the book is slightly slow at the beginning with just names of clever machines but it is on page 2 that it grips u and from then on you cannot put it down. The sentance structure is unique and clever and the book is generally informative. I thoroughly recommend it to all who wish a pleasent emotional roller coaster and especially to those who love their machines.
Thank you for Lauren Kay who donated this book to me after hearing that i had not read a book since i was 12. it only gets 4 stars due to the poor start otherwise it is really a 6 starer but then there is only 5, so that be boring to do that, so 4 stars it is.
May 19, 2005
I think i will go mad and state that this is the best film i have ever seen, it was absolutely brilliant and to see it at 00:35 was quite exciting however we managed to get seats that were near the front hence we were not in the picture that was put into the paper.
I would love to sit here and explain in great critical detail just how good this movie is but i cant cause i dont think i have the words and i have lost my OED (actually that is a lie i never had one) lol, just go and see it and enjoy it for everything that it is but be warned that you will then have nothing to live for as that is it for the star wars movies, as yoda would say "no more will there be"
Wow my blog is being dominated by star wars at the moment i may talk about something else, nah there is really nothing more important than star wars. i think on that note i will bid u goodbye and i reccommend u go off to ur nearest cinema right now.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
May 18, 2005
well i guess in order to be cool and interesting in this new and exciting technology enriched world i must have a blog and what better way to start it than on the day before the greatest film of all time is about to come out.
I know Star Wars maybe over comerciallised rubbish but i dont care it is an amazing story and one which has had now 6 films made about it an acheivement none the less. I am perticularly excited about this latest one as everyone is and it is that reason why i am to celebrate this occasion with my first blog entry and the fact that i see it tonight/thursday morning at 00:35.
I have therefore spent the whole day googling star wars sex toys as you do on the internet to find that there is a rather limited amount of them around in fact i have found no true real ones. My dissapointment is great as i had hoped for a lightsabe vibrator, this may sound slightly homosexual but i am sorry there pure comedy value of such a toy would make my life complete. Imagine the sound effects and the shining light brilliant. Plus i have a personal bet with a lovely friend in the amount of £50 that i will not find one. In my quest to find such a thing i did however find something much better, a church site moaning about jar jar binks. For those of u unaware of star wars episode one he is a lizard like creature, and according to the aforementioned site a devil icon. according to the Landover Baptist Church, "The demonic characteristics of the Jar Jar binks creature become obvious when one pays close attention. His forked tongue, his lapping, his malignant features, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man." Well there u go as a non christ centered man i now feel informed.
The problem it seems in jar jar is that young children going through pubity it seems are replacing there love for the opposite sex with jar jar. Now this lizard is cute but really i doubt that this can be possible, well yes it can here is the case they give
"One Mother was concerned that her young daughter was not interested in boys," a Pastor noted, "she asked her little girl, 'why don't you talk about the cute boys at school?' Her daughter replied, 'oh momma, nobody I know is cuter than Jar Jar Binks.'
It gets worse as there was a life sized doll created and sold in toy shops, amazingly this was then used by children as a masterbation toy according to experts…."the evidence is overwhelming. The doll was created for the sole purpose of masturbation. It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure."
Well i am off to buy one of these dolls asap i am encourage everyone else to dicth there partners and try this doll out maybe even a threesome could be wise who knows; the article can be found at link it is very interesting there is also another article on a candy bar of jar jar with a 10-inch tongue that looks very much like male reproductive organs
Well anyway i must go and prepare for tonight and i shall probably report back tomorrow with my love for star wars even more however i may be just be sitting in the thearter watching it over and over again.