All entries for December 2004

December 24, 2004

poise

I don't know what else to do to it. And the policy is, once it's signed, it's finished.

There you have it. Warwick Blogs' very first Real-Time-Art.


poise: 08

Paint still wet. Urk.


poise: 07


poise: 06

Everyone on dialup must so want to do painful things to me.


December 23, 2004

poise: 05


poise: 04


poise: 03


poise: 02

Starting a painting is frightfully discouraging, because they unfailingly look like crap in the beginning.


poise: 01

I'm painting. Keep up with me if you're bored enough.

This may be embarrassing if I fuck up.


December 21, 2004

the one about bovine extract

Writing about Midnight Blogging from The random scribblings of a diseased imagination

I do not drink milk by itself, because milk is vile and undrinkable by itself and should only be consumed with something that will mask its taste as much as bovinely possible. Consequently, my entire conscious life has been an embittered struggle to execute my milk consumption in an optimum division of fluid, in order to avoid ending up with that godforsaken final 1/8 inch in a milk carton — the last drops that, annoyingly, DO NOT CUT IT for either a bowl of cereal or a cup of latte. There should be a word for these infuriating vestiges of bovine extract, and certain uninspired midnight bloggers would do well to divert their word-conjuring energies accordingly.

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